:36:02
I haven't heard from Jack
and he's put this terrible guy over us.
:36:07
Dickie Taylor.
He's this incredible jerk who...
:36:10
Jesus!
:36:11
- What's wrong?
- This music.
:36:12
- How can anybody dance to this?
- It's not dance music.
:36:16
That explains it.
:36:18
What is it? It sounds familiar.
:36:20
- It's Vinyl Hampton.
- Oh, God.
:36:23
Isn't there dancing at parties here?
:36:26
It's too early for dancing.
:36:30
- You don't like jazz?
- No.
:36:34
I've never heard of anyone
who didn't like jazz.
:36:36
Really? How odd.
:36:39
You really hate jazz?
:36:41
My jazz rule is: If you can't dance to it,
you don't want to know about it.
:36:48
Come on.
:36:53
Come on.
:37:23
This is almost impossible to do.
:37:24
I always forget that. Maybe it is too early.
:37:35
Take hamburgers.
Here, hamburguesas are really bad.
:37:39
It's known that Americans like hamburgers,
so again, we're idiots.
:37:43
But they have no idea
how delicious hamburgers can be.
:37:47
It's this ideal burger of memory we crave...
:37:48
...not the disgusting burgers
you get abroad.
:37:51
We can't even call ourselves Americans.
:37:53
They love to correct you, saying,
''South Americans are Americans too.''
:37:56
- Give me a break.
- Norteamericano is the correct term.