:37:23
This is almost impossible to do.
:37:24
I always forget that. Maybe it is too early.
:37:35
Take hamburgers.
Here, hamburguesas are really bad.
:37:39
It's known that Americans like hamburgers,
so again, we're idiots.
:37:43
But they have no idea
how delicious hamburgers can be.
:37:47
It's this ideal burger of memory we crave...
:37:48
...not the disgusting burgers
you get abroad.
:37:51
We can't even call ourselves Americans.
:37:53
They love to correct you, saying,
''South Americans are Americans too.''
:37:56
- Give me a break.
- Norteamericano is the correct term.
:38:00
But that makes no distinction
between us or Canadians.
:38:04
''Yankee'' and ''Gringo''
are obviously pejorative...
:38:07
...but it's the standard dictionary term
that's the most insulting. Estadounidense.
:38:11
Dense.
:38:12
D-E-N-S-E.
:38:13
It's the same spelling. Dense.
Thick, stupid.
:38:15
Every time you hear it, Estadouni- dense.
It's a direct slap in the face. Incredible.
:38:19
You're too sensitive.
:38:22
Great! Now we're too sensitive!
:38:35
Fred, listen. I'm sorry. Are you joking?
:38:37
You weren't really offended by that,
were you?
:38:39
- I like being called dishonest.
- I did not call you dishonest.
:38:43
When we were kids,
I borrowed some things.
:38:46
It was never, ever theft.
I either told you or was about to.
:38:49
I was joking. You're really overreacting.
:38:54
You're right. I somewhat overreacted.
:38:56
Before I realized it, I was already out
the door and too embarrassed to go back.