:51:00
It's incredible.
:51:01
The most disgusting slander.
:51:04
''Americans themselves
suspected in USO bombing.''
:51:07
Where do they get this about us
blowing up the Maine?
:51:10
I'm going to the Consul.
They've gotta reply to this.
:51:17
God! I can't believe it!
:51:21
What?
:51:22
You're not going to believe this.
The Consul.
:51:24
That half-bottle of Old Crow.
He accused me of stealing it.
:51:28
- He gave you that.
- I thought so.
:51:30
He was on the phone, and I went like this:
:51:33
I'm sure he indicated it was okay.
:51:35
You replaced it.
:51:36
You can't find Old Crow here, so I got
a bottle of Jim Beam, which costs more.
:51:41
- The bottle in the kitchen?
- Yeah.
:51:43
You've been drinking that.
:51:45
I won't replace a half-bottle of Old Crow
with a full Jim Beam. I'm not an idiot.
:51:49
You haven't replaced it?
Don't you see how bad that looks.
:51:52
Oh, God, give me a break!
:51:54
After a while, the line between
borrowing things and theft...
:51:58
...becomes awfully thin.
:52:00
Take that back.
:52:02
Until you retract that,
I'm not going to say another word to you.
:52:06
Okay.
:52:08
What you're referring to happened
20 years ago and not as you imply.
:52:12
Your kayak was a death ship!
I almost went down in it.
:52:15
Thank God it was me, not you.
I was a stronger swimmer.
:52:18
I probably saved your life.
:52:20
Great. It wasn't only the kayak.
:52:23
You're obsessed
with material possessions!
:52:26
Maybe the Spanish are right.
:52:28
This American materialism is terrible.
:52:31
You're just like the Consul.
:52:33
More interested in possessions...
:52:35
...than in answering the most hideously
false and disgusting libel.
:52:37
- Were you like this at the consulate?
- What's the Consul doing? Nothing.
:52:40
He doesn't want to jeopardize
his relationship with the press.
:52:43
You gotta be more careful.
You can't go mouthing off this way.
:52:47
- Mouthing off?
- Yeah.
:52:49
These are vile lies.
:52:51
We know how disgusting they are.
But, nobody here does.
:52:54
- We've gotta reply to this.
- We?
:52:57
I drafted a brief letter for your signature.