:04:00
your condescensions
towards others.
:04:03
As a fancy lad,
respecting those around you is
both your duty and your obligation.
:04:08
I'm sorry,, sir. I was just
pondering what drifter's corpse
you stole those shoes from.
:04:14
- [ Giggling ]
- My God!
:04:17
You are a hateful creature,
aren't you?
:04:20
Come on, it was just a joke.
:04:23
[ Chuckling ] Mmm.
[ Kissing ]
:04:26
The origin of the bowler...
can be traced back...
:04:30
- to the turn of the century.
- [Yawning Loudly ]
:04:33
The simplest and most popular
way to tip... a hat...
:04:37
is the Chatman Street method.
:04:40
- [ Muffled Chuckle ]
- It is performed thusly.
:04:44
[ Boisterous Laughter ]
:04:49
Nathanial!
You may sit down, Lawrence.
:04:53
It is unfair to ask you to continue in
the presence of this cackling baboon!
:04:58
[Very, High Voice ]
Somebody's daddy's missing a leg!
:05:04
Since you seem so anxious
to interrupt the proceedings
with your infantile babble,
:05:08
kindly step forward
and give us your presentation.
:05:10
It would my pleasure,
my dear underpaid professor.
:05:16
Excuse me.
[ Clears Throat ]
:05:19
This, my silly, dim-witted
looking classmates,
:05:22
is a 14th century
Norwegian evening derby.
:05:25
Very few of these exist today,
and those that do reside in museums
or in the possession...
:05:30
of extraordinarily rich young men who
happen to have rather large penises.
:05:40
Well...
good-bye, Nathanial.
:05:43
You are now officially
a fancy lad.
:05:45
And it is my sincere hope
that you will bring dignity
and humility to that high honor.
:05:50
Good luck. And do tell
your father I send my regards.
:05:55
Oh, sure. In fact,
I think I have the picture
of his backside in my wallet...
:05:58
if you care to kiss it
right here.