:17:12
- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Very well. Thank you.
:17:17
[ Both Screaming ]
:17:20
- [Whimpers ]
- Don't this beat all, boys?
:17:23
We got us a half-crazed
boat-hopper.
:17:25
Now, see here. I don't know
what kind of nonsense you're...
:17:28
[ Gasps ] trying to pull here,
but it's painfully obvious--
:17:32
[ Laughing ]
Oh, I see.
:17:35
This is all part of
the theme, right? Sure.
:17:38
And you're just stage actors
pretending to be filthy drunkards.
[ Laughing ]
:17:42
Bravo. Bravo, everyone.
Long live the theater.
:17:45
- Am I missing something here?
- Holy shit in a handbasket.
This moron got on the wrong boat.
:17:51
Now, wait a second.
Are you-- What--
:17:54
Are you meaning to imply this
is not the Queen Catherine?
:17:56
Uh-uh.
:17:57
You're not its well-trained crew
here to cater to my every whim?
:18:01
Nope.
:18:02
- Kid, we're just here
to catch fish and stink.
- Mostly the latter.
:18:06
[Very, High Voice ]
Whoo! Oooh! Okay.
:18:09
Okay, um--
All right, look.
:18:12
Obviously there's been a little mix-up
here and I seem to have boarded
the wrong vessel.
:18:16
Okay. I apologize, but there's
a happy ending to all this.
:18:20
You just point this thing towards
Hawaii and drop me off there. Great.
:18:23
End of controversy.
:18:24
Now, let's go enjoy some tea
and honey-dipped willy pumps.
:18:27
Gimme the go-ahead, Cap,
and I'll kill him.
:18:30
- I knew I shouldn't have had
that last bottle of rotgut.
- Gentlemen, no, no, no.
:18:34
Don't walk away from me.
Come back. No, no, no.
Don't make me run.
:18:37
Come on. You too.
Come, come, come.
:18:40
It's painfully obvious to me
that you have no idea
who you're dealing with here.
:18:44
- You see, I... am a fancy lad.
- [ Men Chuckling ]
:18:49
Fancy lad!
:18:52
If you hinder my arrival, I'll just
have my daddy put you all on trial
and have you hanged.
:18:58
Were you dropped on your head
as a toddler?