Cabin Boy

- Hi. How ya doin'?
- Very well. Thank you.

[ Both Screaming ]
- [Whimpers ]
- Don't this beat all, boys?

We got us a half-crazed

Now, see here. I don't know
what kind of nonsense you're...

[ Gasps ] trying to pull here,
but it's painfully obvious--

[ Laughing ]
Oh, I see.

This is all part of
the theme, right? Sure.

And you're just stage actors
pretending to be filthy drunkards.
[ Laughing ]

Bravo. Bravo, everyone.
Long live the theater.

- Am I missing something here?
- Holy shit in a handbasket.
This moron got on the wrong boat.

Now, wait a second.
Are you-- What--

Are you meaning to imply this
is not the Queen Catherine?

You're not its well-trained crew
here to cater to my every whim?

- Kid, we're just here
to catch fish and stink.
- Mostly the latter.

[Very, High Voice ]
Whoo! Oooh! Okay.

Okay, um--
All right, look.

Obviously there's been a little mix-up
here and I seem to have boarded
the wrong vessel.

Okay. I apologize, but there's
a happy ending to all this.

You just point this thing towards
Hawaii and drop me off there. Great.

End of controversy.
Now, let's go enjoy some tea
and honey-dipped willy pumps.

Gimme the go-ahead, Cap,
and I'll kill him.

- I knew I shouldn't have had
that last bottle of rotgut.
- Gentlemen, no, no, no.

Don't walk away from me.
Come back. No, no, no.
Don't make me run.

Come on. You too.
Come, come, come.

It's painfully obvious to me
that you have no idea
who you're dealing with here.

- You see, I... am a fancy lad.
- [ Men Chuckling ]

Fancy lad!
If you hinder my arrival, I'll just
have my daddy put you all on trial
and have you hanged.

Were you dropped on your head
as a toddler?