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:18:01
Nope.
:18:02
- Kid, we're just here
to catch fish and stink.
- Mostly the latter.

:18:06
[Very, High Voice ]
Whoo! Oooh! Okay.

:18:09
Okay, um--
All right, look.

:18:12
Obviously there's been a little mix-up
here and I seem to have boarded
the wrong vessel.

:18:16
Okay. I apologize, but there's
a happy ending to all this.

:18:20
You just point this thing towards
Hawaii and drop me off there. Great.

:18:23
End of controversy.
:18:24
Now, let's go enjoy some tea
and honey-dipped willy pumps.

:18:27
Gimme the go-ahead, Cap,
and I'll kill him.

:18:30
- I knew I shouldn't have had
that last bottle of rotgut.
- Gentlemen, no, no, no.

:18:34
Don't walk away from me.
Come back. No, no, no.
Don't make me run.

:18:37
Come on. You too.
Come, come, come.

:18:40
It's painfully obvious to me
that you have no idea
who you're dealing with here.

:18:44
- You see, I... am a fancy lad.
- [ Men Chuckling ]

:18:49
Fancy lad!
:18:52
If you hinder my arrival, I'll just
have my daddy put you all on trial
and have you hanged.

:18:58
Were you dropped on your head
as a toddler?

:19:01
[ Captain Groaning ]
:19:02
Listen up, you doozy-lookin'
deuce in shoes!

:19:05
We're out here for the next
three months to catch us some fish!

:19:08
So, unless you wanna end up
as bait, stay outta my face!

:19:12
Aaah.
:19:13
Don't you walk away from me,
you big talking walrus!

:19:17
This issue is not negotiable.
:19:20
- I hate this.
- [ Gasps ]

:19:22
- [ Laughing ]
- My christening wig!

:19:24
I've had it since infancy.
:19:27
Well, you ain't got it
no more, peckerhead.

:19:30
[ All Laughing ]
:19:35
There, by the grace of God,
floats away my manhood.

:19:46
Simply put, a five-pound box of
chocolate-covered macadamia nuts
is yours...

:19:51
if you'll point this swill heap
towards Hawaii, comprende?

:19:54
Sorry,, I'll have to pass.
:19:56
These stockings I'm wearing
are made of pure imported silk
from the mountains of Bennenia.


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