:19:01
[ Captain Groaning ]
:19:02
Listen up, you doozy-lookin'
deuce in shoes!
:19:05
We're out here for the next
three months to catch us some fish!
:19:08
So, unless you wanna end up
as bait, stay outta my face!
:19:12
Aaah.
:19:13
Don't you walk away from me,
you big talking walrus!
:19:17
This issue is not negotiable.
:19:20
- I hate this.
- [ Gasps ]
:19:22
- [ Laughing ]
- My christening wig!
:19:24
I've had it since infancy.
:19:27
Well, you ain't got it
no more, peckerhead.
:19:30
[ All Laughing ]
:19:35
There, by the grace of God,
floats away my manhood.
:19:46
Simply put, a five-pound box of
chocolate-covered macadamia nuts
is yours...
:19:51
if you'll point this swill heap
towards Hawaii, comprende?
:19:54
Sorry,, I'll have to pass.
:19:56
These stockings I'm wearing
are made of pure imported silk
from the mountains of Bennenia.
:20:01
- They're yours if you get me to Hawaii.
- Yeah?
:20:05
These socks I'm wearin' are pure wool
and they've been on my feet
for three straight weeks.
:20:09
And if you don't blow,
you're gonna swallow them
like an aspirin.
:20:12
If my poor daddy doesn't hear
from me soon, there's no telling
what he might do.
:20:17
[ Crying ] I'm afraid
he'll become despondent
and turn a pistol upon himself.
:20:21
Hey, you wanna learn
a little fisherman's Greek?
:20:24
- [ Chuckling ]
- Oh.
:20:26
""Gadinga pachinga castinga.''
That means ""I kissed a girl.''
:20:31
[ Laughing ]
:20:34
""Patuka cachuka stabuka.''
:20:37
That means,
""I felt up a girl's ass.''
:20:40
- [ Laughing ]
- All right. Fine.
:20:42
""Katinka kawinka kalinka.''
You know what that means.
:20:47
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
:20:49
Is there not one person on this boat
who's not monstrously insane?
:20:53
Oooh, it's maddening.
I'm at my wit's end. I can't take it--
:20:58
[ Chuckling ]