Cabin Boy
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:20:01
- They're yours if you get me to Hawaii.
- Yeah?

:20:05
These socks I'm wearin' are pure wool
and they've been on my feet
for three straight weeks.

:20:09
And if you don't blow,
you're gonna swallow them
like an aspirin.

:20:12
If my poor daddy doesn't hear
from me soon, there's no telling
what he might do.

:20:17
[ Crying ] I'm afraid
he'll become despondent
and turn a pistol upon himself.

:20:21
Hey, you wanna learn
a little fisherman's Greek?

:20:24
- [ Chuckling ]
- Oh.

:20:26
""Gadinga pachinga castinga.''
That means ""I kissed a girl.''

:20:31
[ Laughing ]
:20:34
""Patuka cachuka stabuka.''
:20:37
That means,
""I felt up a girl's ass.''

:20:40
- [ Laughing ]
- All right. Fine.

:20:42
""Katinka kawinka kalinka.''
You know what that means.

:20:47
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.

:20:49
Is there not one person on this boat
who's not monstrously insane?

:20:53
Oooh, it's maddening.
I'm at my wit's end. I can't take it--

:20:58
[ Chuckling ]
:21:00
[ Men Laughing ]
:21:12
[ Rattling ]
:21:20
Hello?
:21:23
I can't say as I blame you,
standing by yourself.

:21:26
There's no such thing as
pleasant companionship
on this tawdry vessel.

:21:30
Sorry,, but I ain't supposed to
talk to nobody while I'm on watch.

:21:34
Captain Greybar says I got
the attention span of a circus monkey.

:21:38
I don't think your Capt. Greybar
is qualified to cast aspersions
on the character of others.

:21:45
Sorry,,
I don't speak Spanish.

:21:49
Pardon me, I seem
to have forgotten your name.

:21:52
Kenny.
:21:54
Kenneth, uh...
:21:56
your captain has been under
a great deal of stress recently
and he's in need of a holiday.


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