Cabin Boy

[ Men Laughing ]
[ Rattling ]
I can't say as I blame you,
standing by yourself.

There's no such thing as
pleasant companionship
on this tawdry vessel.

Sorry,, but I ain't supposed to
talk to nobody while I'm on watch.

Captain Greybar says I got
the attention span of a circus monkey.

I don't think your Capt. Greybar
is qualified to cast aspersions
on the character of others.

I don't speak Spanish.

Pardon me, I seem
to have forgotten your name.

Kenneth, uh...
your captain has been under
a great deal of stress recently
and he's in need of a holiday.

You mean like Halloween?
Like Halloween.

Wouldn't you like to help
your weary, captain rest
his rum-soaked bones?

Uh...yeah, I guess...
if you think he'd like that.

- What do I gotta do?
- It's magnificently simple.

Tonight, after they've
all fallen asleep,

change the course of the boat
and head it for Hawaii.

- You think you're capable of that?
- Sure.

I ain't too swift about other stuff,
but I know maps real good.

So, he'll be happy
about this, huh?

No, absolutely. In fact,
I overheard him telling somebody,

""My wouldn't it be jolly-jack splendid
to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii?''

Yup, that sounds like him.
You do good impressions.

Right. Okay, then fine.
After they've all fallen into
their alcohol-induced slumbers,

we'll put our little plan
into action.

Remember, this is
our little secret, yeah?

- [ Laughing ]
- Okay.