Cabin Boy

[Wolf Whistle ] Gives me the
double-dark willies just eye-ballin' it.

[ Big Teddy ] Ah, it looks like
somethin' you'd dream about
after a quart of Jack Daniels...

and a couple
of bad sausages.

Uh, we made it!
Uh, thank you! Thank you!

[ Sighing ]
Oh! Mm!

- All right, already!
you're givin' me the creeps!
- [ Grunts ]

Okay, let's not waste any time.
Here's what we need:

driftwood, palm leaves, tree sap,
tree glue and a shit-load of gravel.

- Why, are we going to bake a cake?
- The goal is to blow out of here...

before sundown,
so no screwing around.

I'd like to get me a fish in the boat
sometime before I'm 90.

[ Sighs ]

Gentlemen, may I talk to you
about a subject which brings me
great embarrassment?

Let me guess.
Your little swimmer friend is
giving you the old freeze job, huh?

I-I just don't get it. She seems
totally uninterested in me,

despite my smothering

Did you ever try,
pattin' her on the ass?
That usually drives 'em wild.

Or dance around the room
in your underwear
till she gets hot.

That's how I got
my last four wives.

- No, it's just no use.
- When it comes to women, I'm just--

I'm all thumbs.
I'm just so stupid!

Mm! Boom! Boom!
Wait a sec.
Come to think of it,

there is someone who could help you
with this problem of yours.

[ Captain ] Oh, Lordy, I know
what you're thinkin; Mr. Skunk.

What? W-W-W-What?
What, what, what?