Cabin Boy
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:56:02
[ Sighs ]
Hello.

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Gentlemen, may I talk to you
about a subject which brings me
great embarrassment?

:56:21
Let me guess.
Your little swimmer friend is
giving you the old freeze job, huh?

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I-I just don't get it. She seems
totally uninterested in me,

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despite my smothering
obsessiveness.

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Did you ever try,
pattin' her on the ass?
That usually drives 'em wild.

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Or dance around the room
in your underwear
till she gets hot.

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That's how I got
my last four wives.

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- No, it's just no use.
- When it comes to women, I'm just--

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I'm all thumbs.
I'm just so stupid!

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Mm! Boom! Boom!
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Wait a sec.
Come to think of it,

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there is someone who could help you
with this problem of yours.

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[ Captain ] Oh, Lordy, I know
what you're thinkin; Mr. Skunk.

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What? W-W-W-What?
What, what, what?

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Well, they say there's a woman
on this very, island...

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who's helped many a green,
young cabin boy come of age...

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and blossom
into manhood.

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In other words, she'll clean
your pipes six ways to Sunday.

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- You know what I mean?
- No, but go on.

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Well, the downside is,
she isn't real easy to get to.
She lives in a cave up on a cliff.

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I don't care.
I'll do whatever it takes
to win over Trina.

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How do I get to this woman?
Come on, give me precise
directions, will ya?

:57:30
Basically, you just saunter
your ass into the jungle.
You'll run into her eventually.

:57:33
All right, fine.
That's what I'm gonna do then.

:57:36
Thank you, fellow crewmates,
I'm off. And when I return,
I shall be a cabin man.

:57:41
Mm!
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ΒΆ[ Humming ]
:57:46
SweetZeus,
he's off to meet Calli.

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And they never,
ever saw him again.

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- The end!
- [ Both Laughing ]

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Whoo!

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