:32:07
- You'll never believe
what this unruly customer just said.
- Wait.
:32:10
- She in here ?
- This guy's going through all the eggs.
:32:13
This has been going on
for 20 minutes now.
:32:15
- What's he looking for ?
- Said he has to find the perfect dozen.
:32:18
- Perfect dozen ?
- Each egg has to be perfect.
:32:21
- The quest isn't going well ?
- Obviously not.
:32:23
- Look at all the cartons
that didn't make the grade.
- Why doesn't he mix and match ?
:32:26
- l told him that, and he yelled at me.
- What'd he say ?
:32:29
He said
it was important to have standards.
He says no one has any pride anymore.
:32:32
It's not like
you laid the eggs yourself.
:32:34
I give him five more minutes.
After that, I'm calling the cops.
:32:37
I don't need this.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
:32:41
Two packs of cigarettes.
:32:46
- I'm as puzzled as you.
- I've actually seen it before.
:32:49
- You know him ?
- No, but l know the behavior.
:32:52
- Let me guess. He's looking
for the perfect carton of eggs ?
- [ Randal ] How'd you know ?
:32:55
- I'll bet you a million dollars
he's a guidance counselor.
- [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?
:32:59
I saw it happen in Food City,
Like, last year. Different guy, though.
:33:03
Stock boy said he'd been looking through
cartons of eggs for half an hour,
:33:06
doing all sorts
of endurance tests and stuff.
:33:08
I asked him why nobody ever called
the manager, and he said it happens...
:33:11
two, three times a week, sometimes more.
:33:13
- Get out of here.
- No, l kid you not.
:33:15
They call it shell shock. Seems to
only happen with guidance counselors.
:33:18
They used to make a big deal of it,
but they just let it go now...
:33:21
because they always pay
for whatever they break,
and they never bother anybody.
:33:24
Why guidance counselors ?
:33:26
If your job was as meaningless
as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?
:33:29
- Come to think of it, my guidance
counselor was kinda worthless.
- See ?
:33:33
It's important to have a job
that makes a difference, boys.
:33:35
That's why l manually masturbate caged
animals for artificial insemination.
:33:42
Go your own way
:33:45
You can call it
another lonely day