:33:03
Stock boy said he'd been looking through
cartons of eggs for half an hour,
:33:06
doing all sorts
of endurance tests and stuff.
:33:08
I asked him why nobody ever called
the manager, and he said it happens...
:33:11
two, three times a week, sometimes more.
:33:13
- Get out of here.
- No, l kid you not.
:33:15
They call it shell shock. Seems to
only happen with guidance counselors.
:33:18
They used to make a big deal of it,
but they just let it go now...
:33:21
because they always pay
for whatever they break,
and they never bother anybody.
:33:24
Why guidance counselors ?
:33:26
If your job was as meaningless
as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy too ?
:33:29
- Come to think of it, my guidance
counselor was kinda worthless.
- See ?
:33:33
It's important to have a job
that makes a difference, boys.
:33:35
That's why l manually masturbate caged
animals for artificial insemination.
:33:42
Go your own way
:33:45
You can call it
another lonely day
:34:13
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
:34:17
Damn, that's eerie.
:34:19
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?
:34:22
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.
:34:26
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.
:34:28
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.
:34:30
Oh, man, it's great.
:34:32
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.
:34:34
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?
:34:38
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.
:34:41
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.
:34:44
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?
:34:47
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.
:34:50
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.
:34:52
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.
:34:55
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?
:34:58
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.