:34:13
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
:34:17
Damn, that's eerie.
:34:19
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?
:34:22
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.
:34:26
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.
:34:28
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.
:34:30
Oh, man, it's great.
:34:32
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.
:34:34
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?
:34:38
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.
:34:41
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.
:34:44
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?
:34:47
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.
:34:50
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.
:34:52
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.
:34:55
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?
:34:58
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.
:35:02
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.
:35:05
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.
:35:08
You've highly offended me.
:35:11
Well, if you think that's offensive,
check this out.
:35:14
Oh !
[ Screaming ]
:35:16
- l think you can see her kidneys.
- Why do you do things like that ?
:35:19
- You know he's only going
to come back and tell the boss.
- Who cares ?
:35:21
That guy's an asshole. Everybody
that comes in here is way too uptight.
:35:24
This job would be great
if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
:35:27
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear
from the boss tomorrow.
- Would you loosen up ?
:35:30
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just
rip into the occasional customer.
:35:33
Why ? l-l don't bother them
and they don't bother me.
:35:36
Liar ! Tell me there aren't
customers that annoy the piss
out of you on a daily basis.
:35:41
- There aren't !
- How can you lie like that ?
:35:43
Why don't you vent ? Vent your
frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
:35:49
Well, l guess it isn't
customers in particular.
:35:52
Maybe just a group of customers.
:35:55
- Well, let's hear it.
- Well, the Milk Maids.
:35:59
The Milk Maids ?