:35:02
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.
:35:05
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.
:35:08
You've highly offended me.
:35:11
Well, if you think that's offensive,
check this out.
:35:14
Oh !
[ Screaming ]
:35:16
- l think you can see her kidneys.
- Why do you do things like that ?
:35:19
- You know he's only going
to come back and tell the boss.
- Who cares ?
:35:21
That guy's an asshole. Everybody
that comes in here is way too uptight.
:35:24
This job would be great
if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
:35:27
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear
from the boss tomorrow.
- Would you loosen up ?
:35:30
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just
rip into the occasional customer.
:35:33
Why ? l-l don't bother them
and they don't bother me.
:35:36
Liar ! Tell me there aren't
customers that annoy the piss
out of you on a daily basis.
:35:41
- There aren't !
- How can you lie like that ?
:35:43
Why don't you vent ? Vent your
frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
:35:49
Well, l guess it isn't
customers in particular.
:35:52
Maybe just a group of customers.
:35:55
- Well, let's hear it.
- Well, the Milk Maids.
:35:59
The Milk Maids ?
:36:01
The women that go through every gallon
of milk, looking for that later date,
:36:05
as if somewhere beyond all the other
gallons is a container of milk...
:36:08
that won't go bad for like a decade.
:36:11
You know who l can do without ?
The people in the video store.
:36:15
- Which ones ?
- All of 'em.
:36:17
What would you get for a six-year-old
boy who chronically wets his bed ?
:36:20
So, do you have any new movies in ?
:36:23
Do you have that one
with that guy who was in
that movie that was out last year ?
:36:28
They never rent quality flicks.
:36:30
They always pick the most intellectually
devoid movie on the racks.
:36:33
Oooh ! Navy SEALS !
:36:35
It's like in order to join they have to
have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
:36:39
You think you get stupid questions ?
You should hear the barrage that l get.
:36:43
What do you mean there's no ice ?
I've got to drink this coffee hot ?
:36:45
So, how much is this thing anyway ?
:36:50
Do you sell hubcaps
for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?
:36:53
Ooh ! Mini-Trucker magazine.
:36:55
-See? You vented. Don't you feel better?
-No.
:36:58
- Why not ?
- Because my ex-girlfriend
is getting married.