:45:01
I had a friend that chewed glass
for a living. in the circus.
:45:04
- And he got cancer
from chewing fluorescent bulb glass ?
- Nah.
:45:08
- Got hit by a bus.
- Oh. Can l help you ?
:45:13
Well, uh, that depends.
You got maybe a toilet in here ?
:45:18
- Yeah, but it's for employees only.
- l understand.
:45:21
But l, uh, thought maybe
you'd let me use it anyway.
:45:24
I'm not so young anymore and I'm,
how do you say, a little incontinent.
:45:28
- Sure. in the back, through the cooler.
- Thank you, sonny boy.
:45:42
Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper
you got back there ?
:45:46
- The white kind.
- l didn't ask about the color.
:45:49
I mean, is it rough
or is it cottony ?
:45:52
- Actually, it's kinda rough.
- Oh, boy !
:45:55
It's gonna knock the hell
out of my hemorrhoids.
:45:58
I thought maybe you could
Let me have a roll of the soft stuff.
:46:02
I see you sell
the soft stuff back there.
:46:04
- Yeah, but--
- Come on, boitshik !
What's the difference ?
:46:07
You said yourself
you have the rough stuff in the back.
:46:10
- Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
- Thank you, sonny boy.
:46:13
You're a lifesaver.
:46:23
Say, young fella,
I hate to bother you again,
:46:25
but, uh, maybe l could have something
in the back there to read ?
:46:29
A paper or something ?
:46:31
Sometimes it takes me a while,
:46:33
and l like to have something
to read while it's going on.
:46:36
[ Dante ]
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
:46:38
One of the magazines you got
in the back behind the counter.
:46:41
- The porno mags ?
- Yeah !
:46:44
I like the cartoons.
They make me laugh.
:46:47
They draw some of the biggest titties
you ever saw.
:46:50
Not this one. Maybe the one
you got underneath this one.
:46:53
- They got bigger titties in there.
- Here.
:46:55
- Now leave me alone.
- Oh, thank you, sonny boy.
:46:58
I appreciate it.