:48:00
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.
:48:04
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?
:48:07
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.
:48:09
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.
:48:12
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
:48:15
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.
:48:18
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !
:48:20
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.
:48:23
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.
:48:25
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.
:48:28
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.
:48:32
You were saying ?
:48:34
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
:48:39
- She was pretty young, huh ?
- Twenty-two. Just like us.
:48:43
- Embolism in a pool.
- What an embarrassing way to die.
:48:46
- That's nothing compared
to how my cousin Walter died.
- How did he die ?
:48:50
- He broke his neck.
- That's embarrassing ?
:48:53
He broke his neck
trying to suck his own dick.
:48:56
- Shut the hell up.
- l swear.
:48:58
- Stop it.
- Bible truth.
:49:00
- Oh, my God !
- Come on. Haven't you ever
tried to suck your own dick ?
:49:04
- No.
- Yeah, right. You're so repressed.
:49:06
- Because l never tried
to suck my own dick ?
- No, because you won't admit to it.
:49:10
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
'cause he tries to go down on himself.
:49:13
You're as curious as the rest
of us, pal. You've tried it.
:49:16
- Who found him ?
- My cousin ? Mom found him.
:49:19
It was a mess. He was on his bed,
his legs doubled over himself.
:49:23
Mom freaked out.
:49:24
You know that you are
a shooting star
:49:27
- Made it, huh ? Dick in his mouth ?
- Yeah.
:49:30
Balls resting on his lips.
:49:33
- Wow. He really made it.
- Yeah, but at what a price.
:49:39
- l can never reach.
- Reach what ?
:49:42
- You know.
- What, your dick ?
:49:44
Yeah. Like you said, l guess everybody
gets curious and tries it sometime.
:49:48
I never tried it.
:49:53
Fucking pervert.
:49:56
Suddenly everyone loved
to hear him play his songs