:47:03
Hell of a game.
:47:05
One ball ? l close the store, they come
all the way here, for one ball ?
:47:09
Hockey is hockey.
At least we got to play.
:47:11
Twelve minutes is not a game.
Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up.
:47:14
- Bitch, bitch, bitch.
You want something to drink ?
- Yeah, a Gatorade.
:47:18
-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade?
-Exactly. They drank it all.
:47:23
- Know what Sanford told me ?
- l can't believe
Caitlin's getting married.
:47:27
- Julie Doyer died.
- Yeah, right.
:47:28
- No, I'm serious.
- Oh, my God !
:47:31
Sanford's brother dates her cousin.
He found out this morning.
:47:33
- How ? When ?
- Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
:47:36
- Jesus !
- She was swimming in the pool
in the YMCA when it happened.
:47:39
-She died mid-backstroke.
-l haven't seen her in, like, two years.
:47:43
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she
one of the illustrious 12 ?
:47:46
- Yeah, number six.
- You've had sex with a dead person.
:47:49
- I'm gonna go to her wake.
- No, you're not. it's today.
:47:52
- What ?
- Posten's Funeral Parlor.
Next show's at 4:00.
:47:55
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ?
- One night only.
She's buried in the morning.
:47:58
- You gotta watch the store.
I gotta go to this.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
:48:00
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.
:48:04
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?
:48:07
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.
:48:09
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.
:48:12
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
:48:15
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.
:48:18
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !
:48:20
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.
:48:23
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.
:48:25
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.
:48:28
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.
:48:32
You were saying ?
:48:34
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
:48:39
- She was pretty young, huh ?
- Twenty-two. Just like us.
:48:43
- Embolism in a pool.
- What an embarrassing way to die.
:48:46
- That's nothing compared
to how my cousin Walter died.
- How did he die ?
:48:50
- He broke his neck.
- That's embarrassing ?
:48:53
He broke his neck
trying to suck his own dick.
:48:56
- Shut the hell up.
- l swear.
:48:58
- Stop it.
- Bible truth.