:52:05
And a pack of cigarettes.
:52:07
- Cute cat. What's its name ?
- Annoying customer.
:52:10
Fucking dickhead.
:52:14
Can you imagine being halfway decent
to the customers sometimes ?
:52:17
- Let me borrow your car.
- May l be blunt with you ?
:52:19
If you must.
:52:21
We are employees of Quick Stop
Convenience and RST Video, respectively.
:52:24
As such, we have certain obligations
that, although they may seem cruel
and unusual,
:52:27
- does mean manning the store
until closing.
- l see.
:52:30
So playing hockey and attending wakes
are standard operating procedures ?
:52:34
There's a difference.
Those are obligations that couldn't
have been met at any other date.
:52:38
Now, renting videos, that's gratuitous,
not to mention illogical,
:52:40
being that you work at a video store.
:52:42
- Are you open ?
- Yes.
:52:44
- l don't care for your rationale.
- it's gonna have to do,
being it's my car up for request.
:52:49
- Can l help you ?
- A pack of cigarettes.
:52:51
- What's your point ?
- My point is,
you're a clerk, paid to do a job.
:52:55
You can't just do anything
you want while you're working.
:52:58
""Space alien revealed
as head of Time-Warner.
:53:02
Report stock increase.""
:53:05
They print any kind of shit
in this paper.
:53:08
They certainly do.
Three dollars.
:53:10
- Your argument is
that title dictates behavior.
- What ?
:53:12
The reason you won't
Let me use your car is because
I have a title and job description,
:53:15
- and I'm supposed to follow it, right ?
- Exactly.
:53:18
I saw one one time that said,
:53:21
""The next week,
the world is ending.""
:53:24
In the next week's paper, they said,
:53:26
""We were miraculously saved
at the zero hour...
:53:29
by a koala-fish mutant bird.""
:53:32
[ Laughing ]
Crazy shit.
:53:34
So I'm no more
responsible for my decisions here than,
say, a death squad soldier in Bosnia ?
:53:38
That's stretching it. You're not being
asked to slay children or anything.
:53:41
- Yeah, not yet.
- And l remember one time--
:53:45
I'm gonna break your fucking head,
you fucking jerk !
:53:48
- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me.
- Yeah ? Well, he missed.
:53:51
Here, let me refund your money
and we'll call if even, all right ?
:53:54
I'll never come in here again.
:53:56
And if l see you again,
I'm gonna break your fucking head open !