:53:02
Report stock increase.""
:53:05
They print any kind of shit
in this paper.
:53:08
They certainly do.
Three dollars.
:53:10
- Your argument is
that title dictates behavior.
- What ?
:53:12
The reason you won't
Let me use your car is because
I have a title and job description,
:53:15
- and I'm supposed to follow it, right ?
- Exactly.
:53:18
I saw one one time that said,
:53:21
""The next week,
the world is ending.""
:53:24
In the next week's paper, they said,
:53:26
""We were miraculously saved
at the zero hour...
:53:29
by a koala-fish mutant bird.""
:53:32
[ Laughing ]
Crazy shit.
:53:34
So I'm no more
responsible for my decisions here than,
say, a death squad soldier in Bosnia ?
:53:38
That's stretching it. You're not being
asked to slay children or anything.
:53:41
- Yeah, not yet.
- And l remember one time--
:53:45
I'm gonna break your fucking head,
you fucking jerk !
:53:48
- I'm sorry. He meant to hit me.
- Yeah ? Well, he missed.
:53:51
Here, let me refund your money
and we'll call if even, all right ?
:53:54
I'll never come in here again.
:53:56
And if l see you again,
I'm gonna break your fucking head open !
:54:03
- What the fuck did you do that for ?
- Two reasons.
:54:05
One, l hate it when people can't shut up
about the stupid tabloid headlines.
:54:09
- Oh, Jesus.
- And two, to prove a point.
Title does not dictate behavior.
:54:13
- What ?
- lf title dictated my behavior
as a clerk serving the public,
:54:16
I wouldn't be allowed to spit water
at that guy, but l did.
:54:19
My point is that
people dictate their own behavior.
:54:21
Even though l work in a video store,
I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
:54:25
- Agreed ?
- You are a danger
to both the dead and the living.
:54:28
I like to think
I'm a master of my own destiny.
:54:30
- Please get the hell outta here.
- You know I'm your hero.
:54:39
Sounds to me like somebody
needs to hit the gym.
:54:41
- Excuse me ?
- l heard you strain
when you picked up that milk.
:54:44
- it only weighs seven pounds.
- l didn't strain. l sighed.
:54:47
I don't think so.
That was a grunt.
:54:49
A deep inhalation of oxygen
to aid in the stretching of muscles.
:54:53
I'm a trainer. l know what that
sound signifies. You're out of shape.
:54:57
- What ? There's no fat on my body.
- No fat !