:54:03
- What the fuck did you do that for ?
- Two reasons.
:54:05
One, l hate it when people can't shut up
about the stupid tabloid headlines.
:54:09
- Oh, Jesus.
- And two, to prove a point.
Title does not dictate behavior.
:54:13
- What ?
- lf title dictated my behavior
as a clerk serving the public,
:54:16
I wouldn't be allowed to spit water
at that guy, but l did.
:54:19
My point is that
people dictate their own behavior.
:54:21
Even though l work in a video store,
I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
:54:25
- Agreed ?
- You are a danger
to both the dead and the living.
:54:28
I like to think
I'm a master of my own destiny.
:54:30
- Please get the hell outta here.
- You know I'm your hero.
:54:39
Sounds to me like somebody
needs to hit the gym.
:54:41
- Excuse me ?
- l heard you strain
when you picked up that milk.
:54:44
- it only weighs seven pounds.
- l didn't strain. l sighed.
:54:47
I don't think so.
That was a grunt.
:54:49
A deep inhalation of oxygen
to aid in the stretching of muscles.
:54:53
I'm a trainer. l know what that
sound signifies. You're out of shape.
:54:57
- What ? There's no fat on my body.
- No fat !
:55:00
No tone either.
You don't get enough exercise.
:55:02
- You open ?
- Yes.
:55:04
- Just the paper.
- Thirty-five.
:55:07
Hey, uh, let me ask you a question.
Think this guy's out of shape ?
:55:11
I don't know.
Can't really tell from here.
:55:13
- l am-- l am not !
- He is.
:55:15
How much can you bench ?
:55:17
- l don't know.
- I'd say about 60, 70, tops.
:55:20
I know l can bench more than that.
:55:22
- Three-fifty, four.
- No way !
:55:25
Feel that.
:55:27
Hey, that's tight.
Solid.
:55:30
Yeah. Now feel this.
Roll up your sleeve, chief.
:55:32
- Oh, for God's sakes !
- See, you're ashamed.
:55:34
You know you're out of shape.
:55:36
Here.
Take my card.
:55:38
I can get you on
an aerobics/free weights program.
:55:40
- Are you open ?
- [ Dante ] Yes. I'm not out of shape.
:55:43
Excuse me.
Have you been here all day ?
:55:45
- Yeah, since 6:00 this morning.
- He's got those love handles.
:55:48
I don't have love handles !
:55:50
- Were you working here about 4:00 ?
- Yes.
:55:52
- it's probably from being
around all this food every day.
- Oh, l know.
:55:55
If l had to work here all day,
I'd be bloated and out of shape too.
:55:58
- I'm not out of shape.
- Can l have your name, please ?