1:05:04
Yes !
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[ Hip-Hop ]
1:05:23
- Get to work.
- Hey, what'd you rent ?
1:05:27
Best of Both Worlds ?
1:05:28
Hermaphroditic porn.
Starlets with both organs.
1:05:31
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks
with dicks that put mine to shame.
1:05:34
- And you rented this ?
- Hey, l like to expand my horizons.
1:05:36
- l got fined
for selling cigarettes to a minor.
- No way.
1:05:39
- Five hundred dollars.
- You're bullshittin'.
1:05:41
No, I'm not.
1:05:45
Holy shit ! l didn't even
think they enforced this.
1:05:48
- Living proof.
- l thought you never
sold cigarettes to kids.
1:05:50
- l didn't. You did.
- Really ?
1:05:52
Yep. A little girl,
maybe four years old.
1:05:54
- Holy shit ! That girl ?
- Yeah, as opposed to hundreds
of other children...
1:05:57
you've sold cigarettes
while working here.
1:05:59
- Then how come you got the fine ?
- 'Cause I'm here.
1:06:02
- You're lyin'.
- No, I'm not.
1:06:03
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ?
- 'Cause I'm happy.
1:06:06
- I'm happy.
- You're happy to get a fine ?
1:06:08
- No, because Caitlin came to see me.
- Now l know you're lyin'.
1:06:11
- I'm not. She just left.
- What'd she say ?
1:06:13
She's not marrying that guy.
She went home to tell her mom.
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- You're kiddin'.
- I'm not.
1:06:17
Well, you've had quite an evening.
1:06:19
She went home and she's getting ready
and we're going out.
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I feel so ineffectual.
Is there anything l can do for you ?
1:06:24
Watch the store
while l go home and change ?
1:06:26
What happened to
""Title dictates behavior"" ?
1:06:28
Well, this is my way
of spitting water at life.
1:06:30
All right. You want me to bring
the VCR over so we can watch this ?
1:06:33
No, l might be leaving early
to go out with Caitlin,
1:06:35
in which case, you're gonna lock up
the store tonight.
1:06:37
All right, but you're missin' out.
Chicks with dicks.
1:06:39
[ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]