1:06:02
- You're lyin'.
- No, I'm not.
1:06:03
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ?
- 'Cause I'm happy.
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- I'm happy.
- You're happy to get a fine ?
1:06:08
- No, because Caitlin came to see me.
- Now l know you're lyin'.
1:06:11
- I'm not. She just left.
- What'd she say ?
1:06:13
She's not marrying that guy.
She went home to tell her mom.
1:06:15
- You're kiddin'.
- I'm not.
1:06:17
Well, you've had quite an evening.
1:06:19
She went home and she's getting ready
and we're going out.
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I feel so ineffectual.
Is there anything l can do for you ?
1:06:24
Watch the store
while l go home and change ?
1:06:26
What happened to
""Title dictates behavior"" ?
1:06:28
Well, this is my way
of spitting water at life.
1:06:30
All right. You want me to bring
the VCR over so we can watch this ?
1:06:33
No, l might be leaving early
to go out with Caitlin,
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in which case, you're gonna lock up
the store tonight.
1:06:37
All right, but you're missin' out.
Chicks with dicks.
1:06:39
[ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]
1:07:01
[ Laughing ]
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- [ Man Moaning ]
- [ Woman ] Uh, no. Oh.
1:07:10
Well, Randal Graves,
1:07:12
scourge of the video renter.
1:07:14
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian
Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.
1:07:18
You saw that article ? God, isn't
it awful ? My mother sent that in.
1:07:22
- l take it she likes the guy.
- You'd think she's marrying him.
1:07:26
- What are you watching ?
- Children's programming.
1:07:29
What'd your mom say when you told her
you weren't engaged anymore ?
1:07:31
She said not to come home
until after graduation.
1:07:34
Wow ! You got thrown out for Dante ?
1:07:36
What can l say ?
He does weird things to me.
1:07:39
- Ooh, can l watch ?
- You can hold me down.
1:07:41
- Can l join in ?
- You might be let down.
1:07:43
- I'm not a hermaphrodite.
- Hey, few are.
1:07:46
What makes you think you can maintain a
relationship with him this time around ?
1:07:49
A woman's intuition.
1:07:51
Something inside of me says it's time
to give the old boy a serious try.
1:07:54
Wow ! Hey, you know,
you and l have something in common.
1:07:58
- We both eat Chinese.
- [ Scoffs ] Dick.