1:12:01
he was masturbating,
his heart seized and he died.
1:12:03
That's when the girl found him.
[ Sniffing ]
1:12:05
Uh, something smells
Like shoe polish.
1:12:07
This has got to be the weirdest thing
you've ever been called in on.
1:12:10
Actually, l once had
to tag a kid that broke his neck
trying to put his mouth on his penis.
1:12:14
What about Caitlin ?
1:12:16
[ Coroner ] Shock trauma. She's gonna
need years of therapy after this.
1:12:19
My question is: How did she come
to have sex with a dead man ?
1:12:23
She thought it was me.
1:12:25
What kind of convenience store
do you run here ?
1:12:36
[ Siren Blaring ]
1:12:46
[ Humming ""Theme from Jaws"" ]
1:12:54
Salsa shark.
1:12:55
""We're gonna need a bigger boat.""
1:13:00
Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa.
1:13:03
Shark's in the salsa.
Our shark.
1:13:07
Oh, what ?
What's with you, man ?
1:13:09
You haven't said anything
for, like, 20 minutes.
What the hell's your problem ?
1:13:11
- [ Sighs ] This life.
- ""This life"" ?
1:13:14
Why do l have this life ?
1:13:16
Have some chips.
You'll feel better.
1:13:18
I'm stuck in this pit,
working for less than slave wages,
1:13:21
working on my day off.
1:13:23
The goddamn steel shutters are closed.
1:13:25
I deal with every backward-assed fuck
on the planet.
1:13:28
I smell like shoe polish.
1:13:30
My ex-girlfriend is catatonic
after fucking a dead guy,
1:13:33
and my present girlfriend
has sucked 36 dicks.
1:13:36
- Thirty-seven.
- My life's in the shitter right now,
1:13:38
and if you don't mind,
I'd like to stew a bit.
1:13:41
- [ Man ] You open ?
- Yeah.
1:13:44
[ Randal ]
Aw, that's all bullshit, man.
1:13:46
- You know what
the real problem here is ?
- l was born ?
1:13:49
- You should shit or get off the pot.
- l should shit or get off the pot.
1:13:52
- Yeah, shit or get off the pot.
- What are you talking about ?
1:13:54
I'm talking about this thing you have,
this inability to improve
your station in life.
1:13:58
- Fuck you !
- it's true, man.