Clerks.

1:13:00

Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa.

1:13:03

Shark's in the salsa.
Our shark.

1:13:07

Oh, what ?
What's with you, man ?

1:13:09

You haven't said anything
for, like, 20 minutes.
What the hell's your problem ?

1:13:11

- [ Sighs ] This life.
- ""This life"" ?

1:13:14

Why do l have this life ?

1:13:16

Have some chips.
You'll feel better.

1:13:18

I'm stuck in this pit,
working for less than slave wages,

1:13:21

working on my day off.

1:13:23

The goddamn steel shutters are closed.

1:13:25

I deal with every backward-assed fuck
on the planet.

1:13:28

I smell like shoe polish.

1:13:30

My ex-girlfriend is catatonic
after fucking a dead guy,

1:13:33

and my present girlfriend
has sucked 36 dicks.

1:13:36

- Thirty-seven.
- My life's in the shitter right now,

1:13:38

and if you don't mind,
I'd like to stew a bit.

1:13:41

- [ Man ] You open ?
- Yeah.

1:13:44

[ Randal ]
Aw, that's all bullshit, man.

1:13:46

- You know what
the real problem here is ?
- l was born ?

1:13:49

- You should shit or get off the pot.
- l should shit or get off the pot.

1:13:52

- Yeah, shit or get off the pot.
- What are you talking about ?

1:13:54

I'm talking about this thing you have,
this inability to improve
your station in life.

1:13:58

- Fuck you !
- it's true, man.

1:14:00

You sit there and blame life
for dealin' you a cruddy hand,

1:14:02

never once accepting responsibility
for the way your situation is.

1:14:05

- What responsibility ?
- All right, if you hate this job
and the people...

1:14:08

and the fact that you have to come in
on your day off, why don't you quit ?

1:14:11

- Like it's that easy.
- it is. You just up and quit.

1:14:14

There's other jobs.
They pay better money.

1:14:16

You're bound to be qualified
for at least one of 'em.
So what's stoppin' you ?

1:14:19

- Leave me alone.
- Oh, you're comfortable, right ?

1:14:22

This is a life of convenience for you,
and any attempt to change it...

1:14:25

would shatter the pathetic microcosm
you've fashioned for yourself.

1:14:27

Oh ! Like your life's any better.

1:14:29

I'm satisfied with my situation for now.
You don't hear me complaining.

1:14:32

You, on the other hand,
have been bitching all day.

1:14:34

Thank you. Why don't you
go back to the video store ?

1:14:36

- it's the same thing with Veronica.
- Leave her out of this !

1:14:39

You date Veronica because it's
convenient and she's low maintenance.

1:14:42

But meanwhile,
all you ever do is talk about Caitlin.

1:14:44

You carry a torch for a girl
you dated in high school.

1:14:46

- in high school, for God's sakes.
You're 22.
- Leave me alone !

1:14:49

If you want Caitlin, then talk
to Veronica and be with Caitlin.

1:14:53

If you want Veronica,
then be with Veronica.

1:14:55

But don't pine for one
and fuck the other.

1:14:57

Man, if you weren't
such a fucking coward--

1:14:59

If l wasn't such a fucking coward.