1:17:02
Oh, come here, bitch.
You like this ? Huh ?
1:17:04
- This what you want ?
- Knock it off. That used to be
my girlfriend, all right ?
1:17:08
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
1:17:09
Yeah, well, l thought
we might be starting again.
1:17:12
- Don't you already have a girlfriend ?
- [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.
1:17:15
- And what, you're gonna dump her
for that Caitlin chick ?
- Maybe.
1:17:18
I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's
nice, but l see that Veronica girl...
1:17:21
doin' shit for you all the time.
1:17:23
I saw her rubbin' your back,
fuckin' comes and brings your food.
1:17:26
-Didn't l see her change your tire once?
-Hey, l jacked up the car.
1:17:29
All she did was unloosen the nuts
and put the tire on.
1:17:31
- Well, l know she does a lot for you.
- She's my girlfriend.
1:17:35
I had some girlfriends too, but all
they wanted from me was weed and shit.
1:17:39
Shit, my grandmother used to say,
""What's better ?
1:17:41
Fuckin' a good plate
with nothin' on it ?""
1:17:44
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's
a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
1:17:46
Meaning ?
1:17:48
I don't know. She was senile. She used
to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
1:17:52
and shit herself.
1:17:54
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get
the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
1:17:57
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
1:17:59
You cock smoker.
1:18:01
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:18:04
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:18:06
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:18:08
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:18:11
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:15
He's right.
1:18:17
I love her.
1:18:19
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.
1:18:23
And he told you all of this ?
1:18:25
Pretty much. All except
the latent homosexuality part.
That's just my theory.
1:18:29
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
1:18:31
Don't hold it against him. He just
never got Caitlin out of his system.
1:18:35
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
1:18:38
I-Look. l don't know
thing one about chicks.
1:18:41
So if you gotta cry or something,
I can get outta here.
1:18:44
- I'm not sad.
- You're not ?
1:18:46
Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
1:18:48
If you didn't wanna go out with me
anymore, why didn't you say so ?
1:18:51
Instead you pussyfoot around
and see that slut behind my back !
1:18:53
- What are you talking about ?
- You've been talking to her
on the phone for weeks !
1:18:56
- it was only a few times.
- Then you pull that shit this morning,
1:18:59
freaking out because
I've gone down a couple of guys.