1:18:01
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:18:04
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:18:06
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:18:08
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:18:11
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:15
He's right.
1:18:17
I love her.
1:18:19
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.
1:18:23
And he told you all of this ?
1:18:25
Pretty much. All except
the latent homosexuality part.
That's just my theory.
1:18:29
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
1:18:31
Don't hold it against him. He just
never got Caitlin out of his system.
1:18:35
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
1:18:38
I-Look. l don't know
thing one about chicks.
1:18:41
So if you gotta cry or something,
I can get outta here.
1:18:44
- I'm not sad.
- You're not ?
1:18:46
Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
1:18:48
If you didn't wanna go out with me
anymore, why didn't you say so ?
1:18:51
Instead you pussyfoot around
and see that slut behind my back !
1:18:53
- What are you talking about ?
- You've been talking to her
on the phone for weeks !
1:18:56
- it was only a few times.
- Then you pull that shit this morning,
1:18:59
freaking out because
I've gone down a couple of guys.
1:19:01
- Oh, a couple ?
- I'm not the one trying
to patch things up with my ex,
1:19:04
sneaking around behind your back !
1:19:06
If you think 37 dicks are a lot,
just wait and see, mister.
1:19:08
I'm going to put the hookers
in Times Square to shame
with all the guys l go down on now !
1:19:11
- Will you let me explain ?
- Explain what ?
1:19:13
How you've been waiting
until the time was right, and then
you were going to dump me for her ?
1:19:16
- it isn't like that !
- Damn right it isn't like that !
1:19:18
Because l won't let it be like that.
You want your slut ?
Fine, the slut is yours.
1:19:22
- l don't want Caitlin.
- You don't know what you want !
1:19:24
But I'm not going to sit here
holding your hand anymore
until you figure it out !
1:19:27
I've tried with you, Dante.
1:19:29
I've encouraged you to get out of this
fucking dump and go back to school,
1:19:32
to take charge of your life
and find direction.
1:19:35
I even transferred
so maybe you'd be more inclined...
1:19:37
to go back to college
if l was with you.
1:19:39
Everyone said it was a stupid move,
but l didn't care...
1:19:41
because l loved you
and wanted to see you...
1:19:43
pull yourself out of this senseless funk
that you've been in...
1:19:45
since that whore dumped you
oh, so many years ago.
1:19:47
Now you wanna go back to her
so she can fuck you over some more !
1:19:50
- l don't wanna go back--
- Of course not ! Not now !
1:19:52
You're caught,
and now you're trying to snake out
of doing what you wanted to do !
1:19:55
Well, l won't let you.
1:19:57
I want you to follow through on this
so you can find out
what a fucking idiot you are !