1:22:03
You argue with the customers,
and l have to patch everything up.
1:22:06
You get us thrown out of a funeral
by violating the corpse.
1:22:08
Then to top it all off,
you ruin my relationship.
I mean, what's your encore ?
1:22:12
Do you, like, anally rape my mother
while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?
1:22:18
You know what the real tragedy
about all of this is ?
1:22:21
I'm not even supposed
to be here today !
1:22:24
Oh, fuck you !
Fuck you, pal !
1:22:27
Jesus, there you go,
trying to pass the buck.
1:22:29
I'm the source of all your misery.
1:22:31
Who closed the store to play hockey ?
Who closed the store to go to a wake ?
1:22:34
Who tried to win back
his ex-girlfriend...
1:22:36
without even discussing
how he felt with his present one ?
1:22:39
You wanna blame somebody ?
Blame yourself.
1:22:42
""I'm not even supposed
to be here today.""
1:22:44
You sound like an asshole !
1:22:46
Jesus, nobody twisted
your arm to be here.
1:22:48
You're here of your own volition.
1:22:50
You like to think the weight
of the world rests on your shoulder,
1:22:53
Like this place would fall apart
if Dante wasn't here.
1:22:56
Jesus, you overcompensate for having
what's basically a monkey's job.
1:22:58
You push fuckin' buttons. Anybody
could waltz in here and do our jobs.
1:23:03
You're so obsessed
with making it seem so much more epic,
1:23:06
so much more important
than it really is.
1:23:09
Christ, you work in a convenience store,
Dante, and badly, l might add !
1:23:13
I work in a shitty video store,
badly as well.
1:23:16
You know, that guy Jay's got it right.
He has no delusions about what he does.
1:23:20
Us, we like to make ourselves
seem so much more important...
1:23:23
than the people that come in here to
buy a paper or, God forbid, cigarettes.
1:23:26
We look down on them
as if we're so advanced.
1:23:28
Well, if we're so fuckin' advanced,
1:23:30
what are we doin' workin' here ?
1:23:50
Hey, the floor looks pretty clean.
I put the cat next door.
1:23:53
- Need a ride home ?
- No, l got one. Just pulled up.
1:23:57
You workin' tomorrow ?
1:23:59
Same time. What about you ?