:07:10
I feel good today, Silent Bob.
We're gonna make some money.
:07:13
And you know what we're gonna do ?
We're gonna go to that party
and get some pussy.
:07:15
I'm gonna fuck this bitch,
I'm gonna fuck this bitch.
:07:18
I'll fuck anything that moves !
:07:22
What the fuck you lookin' at ?
I'll kick your fuckin' ass !
:07:24
Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker
owe me ten bucks ?
:07:27
You know, tonight we're going
to rip off this fucker's head,
take out his fuckin' soul.
:07:32
Remind me
if he wants to buy something.
:07:34
I'm gonna shit
in the motherfucker's bag.
:07:35
- [ Girl Laughing ]
- What's up, baby ? What's up, sluts ?
:07:40
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude
motherfucker, you know that ?
:07:43
You're cute as hell.
I could go down on you, suck you,
:07:46
Line up three other guys,
make like a circus seal.
:07:49
Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ?
I hate guys.
:07:52
I love women !
:07:54
What you want, Grizzly Adams ?
:07:56
You're spending what, 20, maybe 30
dollars a week on your cigarettes ?
:08:01
- Yeah.
- Forty.
- Fifty-three.
:08:03
Fifty-three dollars a week
on cigarettes ! Come on !
:08:06
Would you give somebody
that much money each week to kill you ?
:08:09
That's what you're doing now by paying
for this so-called privilege to smoke !
:08:13
We're gonna croak sometime.
:08:15
It's that mentality that allows
the cancer-producing industry to thrive.
:08:19
Of course we're all gonna die someday !
Do we have to pay for it ?
:08:23
Do we have to actually throw hard-earned
dollars down on the counter...
:08:26
and say, ""Please,
Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
:08:29
""sell me something that will
stink up my breath and clothes,
:08:32
- and fry my lungs !""
- [ Dante ] Now, wait a second.
:08:35
Here comes the speech about how he's
just doing his job by following orders.
:08:39
Let me tell you
about another group of hate-mongers
that were just following orders.
:08:43
- Who's that ?
- They were called Nazis !
:08:45
- Yeah, that's right.
- Friggin' Nazi.
:08:47
They practically wiped
an entire nation off the Earth,
:08:49
Like your cigarettes are doing now !
:08:51
- [ Dante ] l think you'd oughta leave.
- You want me to leave. Why ?
:08:54
'Cause somebody's telling it like it is,
giving these fine people a wake-up call?
:08:59
- Yeah.
- No, you're loitering
and causing a disturbance.