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:06:00
Put the cigarettes back,
and try some gum instead.

:06:03
- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this.
- it's not the same.

:06:06
It's cheaper than cigarettes,
and it certainly beats this.

:06:09
-Oh, Jesus !
-it's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung.

:06:13
Keep it.
:06:15
- I'll just take the gum.
- Fifty-five.

:06:17
You made a very wise choice.
Keep up the good work.

:06:23
If you're gonna drink that coffee,
I think you oughta take it outside, huh?

:06:27
I think I'll drink it in here.
Thanks.

:06:29
If you're gonna drink it in here,
I'd appreciate it
if you don't bother the customers.

:06:33
Okay.
I'm sorry about that.

:06:37
- Pack of cigarettes. What's that ?
- This ?

:06:42
How long you been smoking ?
:06:47
Kill the drummer
:06:51
Kill the bass player
Kill both bass players

:06:56
This song is the reason
why I'm now going deaf

:06:59
Let's kick some ass ! Yeah !
:07:10
I feel good today, Silent Bob.
We're gonna make some money.

:07:13
And you know what we're gonna do ?
We're gonna go to that party
and get some pussy.

:07:15
I'm gonna fuck this bitch,
I'm gonna fuck this bitch.

:07:18
I'll fuck anything that moves !
:07:22
What the fuck you lookin' at ?
I'll kick your fuckin' ass !

:07:24
Shit, yeah. Don't that motherfucker
owe me ten bucks ?

:07:27
You know, tonight we're going
to rip off this fucker's head,
take out his fuckin' soul.

:07:32
Remind me
if he wants to buy something.

:07:34
I'm gonna shit
in the motherfucker's bag.

:07:35
- [ Girl Laughing ]
- What's up, baby ? What's up, sluts ?

:07:40
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude
motherfucker, you know that ?

:07:43
You're cute as hell.
I could go down on you, suck you,

:07:46
Line up three other guys,
make like a circus seal.

:07:49
Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ?
I hate guys.

:07:52
I love women !
:07:54
What you want, Grizzly Adams ?
:07:56
You're spending what, 20, maybe 30
dollars a week on your cigarettes ?


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