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:11:01
And I'm gonna play like shit because
I didn't have a good night's sleep.

:11:04
- Why'd you agree to come in then ?
- Hey, I'm only here until 12:00.

:11:06
After that, I'm gone.
The boss comes in.

:11:08
- Why don't you open the shutters?
Get some sunlight in here.
- Someone jammed gum in the locks.

:11:12
- You're kidding.
- Bunch of savages in this town.

:11:20
- Thanks.
- How much money did you leave up there?

:11:24
Like, three dollars in mixed change
and a couple of singles.

:11:27
This time in the morning,
people just get a paper or coffee.

:11:30
- You're trusting.
- Why do you say that ?

:11:32
How do you know they're taking
the right amount of change
or even paying for what they take ?

:11:36
Theoretically, people see money
on the counter, no one around,

:11:39
they think they're being watched.
:11:41
Honesty through paranoia.
:11:43
Why do you smell like shoe polish ?
:11:45
I needed shoe polish
to make that sign out there.

:11:47
- Smell won't come off.
- [ Door Opens ]

:11:50
You think anybody
can see us down here ?

:11:53
Why, you wanna have sex or something ?
:11:55
- Can we ?
- Really ?

:11:57
- l was kidding.
- Like you can't get enough of me.

:12:00
- Typically male point of view.
- How do you figure ?

:12:03
Show some bedroom proficiency,
you think you're gods.

:12:06
What about what we do for you ?
:12:08
Women as lovers are basically the same;
they just have to be there.

:12:12
- Be there ?
- Making a male climax
isn't at all challenging.

:12:15
Insert somewhere close,
preferably moist, thrust, repeat.

:12:19
How flattering.
:12:21
Now, making a woman come,
therein lies a challenge.

:12:24
You think so ?
:12:25
A woman makes a guy come,
it's standard.

:12:28
A guy makes a woman come,
it's talent.

:12:31
- And l actually date you ?
- Something wrong ?

:12:34
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it
takes more than that to get a guy off.

:12:38
Just being there, as you put it,
is not enough.

:12:41
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
:12:43
I'm astonished to hear you
you trivialize my role in our sex life.

:12:45
It wasn't directed at you.
I was making a broad generalization.

:12:48
You're making a generalization
about broads.

:12:50
Those are my opinions
based on the few women...

:12:52
who were goodly enough
to sleep with me.

:12:54
- How many ?
- How many what ?

:12:56
How many different girls
have you slept with ?

:12:59
- Didn't we have
this discussion once before ?
- We might have.


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