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:12:00
- Typically male point of view.
- How do you figure ?

:12:03
Show some bedroom proficiency,
you think you're gods.

:12:06
What about what we do for you ?
:12:08
Women as lovers are basically the same;
they just have to be there.

:12:12
- Be there ?
- Making a male climax
isn't at all challenging.

:12:15
Insert somewhere close,
preferably moist, thrust, repeat.

:12:19
How flattering.
:12:21
Now, making a woman come,
therein lies a challenge.

:12:24
You think so ?
:12:25
A woman makes a guy come,
it's standard.

:12:28
A guy makes a woman come,
it's talent.

:12:31
- And l actually date you ?
- Something wrong ?

:12:34
I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it
takes more than that to get a guy off.

:12:38
Just being there, as you put it,
is not enough.

:12:41
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
:12:43
I'm astonished to hear you
you trivialize my role in our sex life.

:12:45
It wasn't directed at you.
I was making a broad generalization.

:12:48
You're making a generalization
about broads.

:12:50
Those are my opinions
based on the few women...

:12:52
who were goodly enough
to sleep with me.

:12:54
- How many ?
- How many what ?

:12:56
How many different girls
have you slept with ?

:12:59
- Didn't we have
this discussion once before ?
- We might have.

:13:02
- l don't remember. How many ?
- including you ?

:13:05
It better be up to and including me.
:13:07
- Twelve.
- You slept with 12 different girls ?

:13:11
Including you ? Yes.
:13:13
- Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
- You're a pig !

:13:15
- Why'd you hit me ?
- Do you know how many different men
I've had sex with ?

:13:18
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?
:13:20
- Three.
- Three ?

:13:21
- Three, including you.
- You only slept
with three different people ?

:13:24
- I'm not the pig you are.
- Who ?

:13:26
- You !
- No, who are the three, besides me.

:13:29
- John Francin and Rob Stanslik.
- Wow.

:13:32
That's why you should feel like a pig.
You men make me feel sick.

:13:35
- You'll sleep with anything
that says yes.
- Animal, mineral or vegetable.

:13:39
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
:13:40
They put up
the least amount of struggle.

:13:42
After dropping a bombshell like that,
you owe me big.

:13:45
Name it.
:13:46
I want you to come with me on Monday.
:13:48
- Where ?
- To school.

:13:50
There's a seminar about getting
back into a scholastic program...

:13:53
after a lapse in enrollment.
:13:55
Can't we ever have a discussion
without that coming up ?

:13:56
It's important to me, Dante.
:13:58
You have so much potential
that's going to waste in this pit.


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