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:31:02
Are either one of these any good ?
:31:05
- Sir ?
- What ?

:31:07
- Are either one of these any good ?
- l don't watch movies.

:31:10
[ Sighs ] Well, have you heard anything
about either one of them ?

:31:14
I find it's best to stay out
of other people's affairs.

:31:17
You mean you haven't heard anybody
say anything about either one of these ?

:31:21
Nope.
:31:23
[ Sighs ]
:31:27
- Well, what about these two ?
- They suck.

:31:30
[ Sighs ]
These are the same two movies.

:31:33
- You weren't paying any attention.
- No, l wasn't.

:31:37
I don't think your manager
would appreciate it--

:31:39
- l don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
- l beg your pardon ?

:31:42
Your ruse.
Your cunning attempt to trick me.

:31:46
I was only pointing out that
you weren't paying any attention
to what l was saying.

:31:50
And l hope it feels good.
:31:52
- You hope what feels good ?
- l hope it feels so good to be right.

:31:55
There's nothing more exhilarating...
:31:57
than pointing out
the shortcomings of others, is there ?

:31:59
[ Heavy Sigh ] Well, this is
the last time l rent here !

:32:02
- You will be missed.
- Screw you !

:32:07
- Hey, you're not allowed
to rent here anymore !
- [ Jay ] Yeah !

:32:12
Screw me ?
:32:26
- You'll never believe
what this unruly customer just said.
- Wait.

:32:29
- She in here ?
- This guy's going through all the eggs.

:32:32
This has been going on
for 20 minutes now.

:32:35
- What's he looking for ?
- Said he has to find the perfect dozen.

:32:37
- Perfect dozen ?
- Each egg has to be perfect.

:32:40
- The quest isn't going well ?
- Obviously not.

:32:42
- Look at all the cartons
that didn't make the grade.
- Why doesn't he mix and match ?

:32:46
- l told him that, and he yelled at me.
- What'd he say ?

:32:48
He said
it was important to have standards.
He says no one has any pride anymore.

:32:51
It's not like
you laid the eggs yourself.

:32:53
I give him five more minutes.
After that, I'm calling the cops.

:32:56
I don't need this.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.


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