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:34:02
Go your own way
:34:04
You can call it
another lonely day

:34:32
Did you ever notice
that all the prices end in ""9"" ?

:34:36
Damn, that's eerie.
:34:38
- Do you know how much the average
jiz-mopper makes per hour ?
- What's a jiz-mopper ?

:34:42
The guy that cleans up the nudie booths
after each guy jerks off.

:34:45
- ""Nudie booth"" ?
- Yeah, nudie booth.

:34:47
- You ever been in a nudie booth ?
- Guess not.

:34:50
Oh, man, it's great.
:34:51
You go into this booth, and there's
this glass between you and these chicks.

:34:54
- And they put on a show for you
for, like, ten bucks.
- What kind of a show ?

:34:57
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit
you'd like to see chicks do.

:35:00
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.

:35:04
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?

:35:06
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.

:35:09
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.

:35:11
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.

:35:14
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?

:35:17
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.

:35:21
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.

:35:25
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.

:35:28
You've highly offended me.
:35:30
Well, if you think that's offensive,
check this out.

:35:33
Oh !
[ Screaming ]

:35:35
- l think you can see her kidneys.
- Why do you do things like that ?

:35:38
- You know he's only going
to come back and tell the boss.
- Who cares ?

:35:41
That guy's an asshole. Everybody
that comes in here is way too uptight.

:35:44
This job would be great
if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

:35:46
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear
from the boss tomorrow.
- Would you loosen up ?

:35:50
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just
rip into the occasional customer.

:35:53
Why ? l-l don't bother them
and they don't bother me.

:35:56
Liar ! Tell me there aren't
customers that annoy the piss
out of you on a daily basis.


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