:35:00
These chicks do it all. They insert
things into any opening on their body.
:35:04
- Any opening.
- Can we not talk about this now ?
:35:06
The jiz-mopper's job is to clean it up
after each guy shoots a load.
:35:09
Practically everybody
does it right on the window.
:35:11
I don't know if you know this,
but cum leaves streaks
if you don't clean it right away.
:35:14
- l will never come to this place again.
- Excuse me ?
:35:17
Using filthy language in front of
the customers. You both should be fired.
:35:21
Oh, l-I'm sorry.
I guess we kinda got carried away.
:35:25
I don't know
if sorry can make up for it.
:35:28
You've highly offended me.
:35:30
Well, if you think that's offensive,
check this out.
:35:33
Oh !
[ Screaming ]
:35:35
- l think you can see her kidneys.
- Why do you do things like that ?
:35:38
- You know he's only going
to come back and tell the boss.
- Who cares ?
:35:41
That guy's an asshole. Everybody
that comes in here is way too uptight.
:35:44
This job would be great
if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
:35:46
- Jesus ! I'm gonna hear
from the boss tomorrow.
- Would you loosen up ?
:35:50
You'd feel a lot better if you'd just
rip into the occasional customer.
:35:53
Why ? l-l don't bother them
and they don't bother me.
:35:56
Liar ! Tell me there aren't
customers that annoy the piss
out of you on a daily basis.
:36:00
- There aren't !
- How can you lie like that ?
:36:03
Why don't you vent ? Vent your
frustrations. Who pisses you off ?
:36:08
Well, l guess it isn't
customers in particular.
:36:12
Maybe just a group of customers.
:36:14
- Well, let's hear it.
- Well, the Milk Maids.
:36:18
The Milk Maids ?
:36:20
The women that go through every gallon
of milk, looking for that later date,
:36:24
as if somewhere beyond all the other
gallons is a container of milk...
:36:27
that won't go bad for like a decade.
:36:30
You know who l can do without ?
The people in the video store.
:36:34
- Which ones ?
- All of 'em.
:36:36
What would you get for a six-year-old
boy who chronically wets his bed ?
:36:40
So, do you have any new movies in ?
:36:42
Do you have that one
with that guy who was in
that movie that was out last year ?
:36:47
They never rent quality flicks.
:36:49
They always pick the most intellectually
devoid movie on the racks.
:36:52
Oooh ! Navy SEALS !
:36:55
It's like in order to join they have to
have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
:36:58
You think you get stupid questions ?
You should hear the barrage that l get.