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:47:00
- The porno mags ?
- Yeah !

:47:04
I like the cartoons.
They make me laugh.

:47:06
They draw some of the biggest titties
you ever saw.

:47:09
Not this one. Maybe the one
you got underneath this one.

:47:12
- They got bigger titties in there.
- Here.

:47:15
- Now leave me alone.
- Oh, thank you, sonny boy.

:47:17
I appreciate it.
:47:23
Hell of a game.
:47:25
One ball ? l close the store, they come
all the way here, for one ball ?

:47:28
Hockey is hockey.
At least we got to play.

:47:31
Twelve minutes is not a game.
Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up.

:47:33
- Bitch, bitch, bitch.
You want something to drink ?
- Yeah, a Gatorade.

:47:38
-Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade?
-Exactly. They drank it all.

:47:43
- Know what Sanford told me ?
- l can't believe
Caitlin's getting married.

:47:46
- Julie Doyer died.
- Yeah, right.

:47:48
- No, I'm serious.
- Oh, my God !

:47:50
Sanford's brother dates her cousin.
He found out this morning.

:47:53
- How ? When ?
- Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.

:47:55
- Jesus !
- She was swimming in the pool
in the YMCA when it happened.

:47:58
-She died mid-backstroke.
-l haven't seen her in, like, two years.

:48:02
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she
one of the illustrious 12 ?

:48:05
- Yeah, number six.
- You've had sex with a dead person.

:48:09
- I'm gonna go to her wake.
- No, you're not. it's today.

:48:11
- What ?
- Posten's Funeral Parlor.
Next show's at 4:00.

:48:14
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ?
- One night only.
She's buried in the morning.

:48:18
- You gotta watch the store.
I gotta go to this.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

:48:20
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.

:48:23
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?

:48:26
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.

:48:29
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.

:48:32
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?

:48:35
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.

:48:38
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !

:48:40
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.

:48:42
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.

:48:44
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.

:48:48
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.

:48:52
You were saying ?
:48:53
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.

:48:59
- She was pretty young, huh ?
- Twenty-two. Just like us.


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