:48:02
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she
one of the illustrious 12 ?
:48:05
- Yeah, number six.
- You've had sex with a dead person.
:48:09
- I'm gonna go to her wake.
- No, you're not. it's today.
:48:11
- What ?
- Posten's Funeral Parlor.
Next show's at 4:00.
:48:14
- Shit ! What about tomorrow ?
- One night only.
She's buried in the morning.
:48:18
- You gotta watch the store.
I gotta go to this.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
:48:20
- Has it occurred to you
that l might be bereaved as well ?
- You hardly knew her.
:48:23
True. But do you know
how many people are gonna be there ?
:48:26
- All her old classmates,
to say the least.
- This is beneath even you.
:48:29
I'm not gonna miss what's probably
gonna be the social event of the season.
:48:32
-You hate people !
-But l love gatherings. isn't it ironic?
:48:35
Stop being an asshole.
Someone's gotta watch the store.
:48:38
- lf you go, l go.
- She meant nothing to you !
:48:40
She meant nothing to you neither
'til l told you she died.
:48:42
- I'm not taking you to this funeral.
- I'm going with you.
:48:44
- l can't close the store.
- You just closed the store
to play hockey on the roof.
:48:48
Exactly ! Which means
I can't close it for another hour
just so we can both go to a wake.
:48:52
You were saying ?
:48:53
Thanks for putting me in
such a tough spot. You're a good friend.
:48:59
- She was pretty young, huh ?
- Twenty-two. Just like us.
:49:02
- Embolism in a pool.
- What an embarrassing way to die.
:49:06
- That's nothing compared
to how my cousin Walter died.
- How did he die ?
:49:09
- He broke his neck.
- That's embarrassing ?
:49:12
He broke his neck
trying to suck his own dick.
:49:15
- Shut the hell up.
- l swear.
:49:17
- Stop it.
- Bible truth.
:49:19
- Oh, my God !
- Come on. Haven't you ever
tried to suck your own dick ?
:49:23
- No.
- Yeah, right. You're so repressed.
:49:26
- Because l never tried
to suck my own dick ?
- No, because you won't admit to it.
:49:29
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
'cause he tries to go down on himself.
:49:33
You're as curious as the rest
of us, pal. You've tried it.
:49:35
- Who found him ?
- My cousin ? Mom found him.
:49:38
It was a mess. He was on his bed,
his legs doubled over himself.
:49:42
Mom freaked out.
:49:44
You know that you are
a shooting star
:49:46
- Made it, huh ? Dick in his mouth ?
- Yeah.
:49:50
Balls resting on his lips.
:49:53
- Wow. He really made it.
- Yeah, but at what a price.
:49:59
- l can never reach.
- Reach what ?