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1:03:01
they'd love that.
1:03:03
We can introduce the two of them.
They may hit it off.

1:03:05
You're serious ?
You wanna date again ?

1:03:07
I wanna be your boyfriend, yes.
1:03:09
It's just the shock of seeing me
after three years.

1:03:12
- Believe me, you'll get over it.
- Give me a bit more credit.

1:03:15
I think it's time
we got back together.

1:03:17
I'm more mature, you're more mature.
You're finishing college.

1:03:20
- I'm already in the job market.
- You work in a market, all right.

1:03:22
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't
wanna go out with me again...

1:03:25
after all the talking we've been doing.
1:03:26
The key word here is ""talk,"" Dante.
1:03:28
I think the idea,
or the conception of us dating,

1:03:30
is a lot more idyllic than
what actually happens when we date.

1:03:33
What are we supposed to do ?
Pretend over the phone we're dating ?

1:03:36
I don't know.
Maybe we should just see what happens.

1:03:39
- Let me take you out tonight.
- On a date ?

1:03:41
Yeah, a real date.
Dinner and a movie.

1:03:43
Oh, the ""Dante Hicks
Dinner and Movie"" date.

1:03:46
- l think I've been on that one before.
- Do you have a better suggestion ?

1:03:50
Well, how 'bout the ""Caitlin Bree...
1:03:52
Walk On The Boardwalk, Then Get
Naked Somewhere"" kind of private date ?

1:03:55
- l hear that's kind of a popular date.
- Jerk !

1:03:58
God, here l am, throwing myself at you,
succumbing to your wily charms,

1:04:01
and you're calling me a slut
in so many words.

1:04:04
- What about Sing ?
- Sang !

1:04:06
- He's not invited.
- He's your fiancé.

1:04:08
I'm offering you my body,
and you're offering me semantics.

1:04:11
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and
in case you haven't gotten the drift...

1:04:15
of why l came all the way here
from Ohio--

1:04:18
Duh ! I'm about
to become single again.

1:04:20
And, yes,
allow me to placate your ego.

1:04:23
You are the inspiration
for this bold and momentous decision...

1:04:26
that will probably get me ostracized
from both school and home.

1:04:29
You ask me who l choose.
1:04:32
I choose you.
1:04:34
- So, what are you saying ?
- You are such an asshole.

1:04:37
- I'm just kidding !
- l can already see
this is not gonna work out.

1:04:40
- I'll ask Randal to close up
when he gets back.
- Where is he, anyway ?

1:04:43
I thought he'd be at your side
Like an obedient lapdog.

1:04:45
He went to go rent a movie.
He isn't back yet.

1:04:47
Ah, screw it.
I'll close up and leave him a note.

1:04:49
You are too responsible.
But no, l have to go home first.

1:04:53
They don't even know
I've left school yet.

1:04:55
And l should break
the disengagement news to my mother,

1:04:58
which is gonna cause quite a row
considering she loves Sang.


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