1:04:01
and you're calling me a slut
in so many words.
1:04:04
- What about Sing ?
- Sang !
1:04:06
- He's not invited.
- He's your fiancé.
1:04:08
I'm offering you my body,
and you're offering me semantics.
1:04:11
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and
in case you haven't gotten the drift...
1:04:15
of why l came all the way here
from Ohio--
1:04:18
Duh ! I'm about
to become single again.
1:04:20
And, yes,
allow me to placate your ego.
1:04:23
You are the inspiration
for this bold and momentous decision...
1:04:26
that will probably get me ostracized
from both school and home.
1:04:29
You ask me who l choose.
1:04:32
I choose you.
1:04:34
- So, what are you saying ?
- You are such an asshole.
1:04:37
- I'm just kidding !
- l can already see
this is not gonna work out.
1:04:40
- I'll ask Randal to close up
when he gets back.
- Where is he, anyway ?
1:04:43
I thought he'd be at your side
Like an obedient lapdog.
1:04:45
He went to go rent a movie.
He isn't back yet.
1:04:47
Ah, screw it.
I'll close up and leave him a note.
1:04:49
You are too responsible.
But no, l have to go home first.
1:04:53
They don't even know
I've left school yet.
1:04:55
And l should break
the disengagement news to my mother,
1:04:58
which is gonna cause quite a row
considering she loves Sang.
1:05:01
- Who doesn't ?
- Well, me, l guess.
1:05:04
[ Sighs ] So l shall
take my leave of you,
1:05:07
but l will return in a little while,
1:05:09
at which time, yes, l would love to
go for dinner and a movie with you.
1:05:12
What happened to the walk
and the nakedness ?
1:05:14
I'm easy, but I'm not that easy.
1:05:17
See you later, handsome.
1:05:24
Yes !
1:05:25
[ Hip-Hop ]
1:05:43
- Get to work.
- Hey, what'd you rent ?
1:05:46
Best of Both Worlds ?
1:05:48
Hermaphroditic porn.
Starlets with both organs.
1:05:51
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks
with dicks that put mine to shame.
1:05:54
- And you rented this ?
- Hey, l like to expand my horizons.
1:05:56
- l got fined
for selling cigarettes to a minor.
- No way.
1:05:59
- Five hundred dollars.
- You're bullshittin'.