1:05:01
- Who doesn't ?
- Well, me, l guess.
1:05:04
[ Sighs ] So l shall
take my leave of you,
1:05:07
but l will return in a little while,
1:05:09
at which time, yes, l would love to
go for dinner and a movie with you.
1:05:12
What happened to the walk
and the nakedness ?
1:05:14
I'm easy, but I'm not that easy.
1:05:17
See you later, handsome.
1:05:24
Yes !
1:05:25
[ Hip-Hop ]
1:05:43
- Get to work.
- Hey, what'd you rent ?
1:05:46
Best of Both Worlds ?
1:05:48
Hermaphroditic porn.
Starlets with both organs.
1:05:51
You should see the box. Beautiful chicks
with dicks that put mine to shame.
1:05:54
- And you rented this ?
- Hey, l like to expand my horizons.
1:05:56
- l got fined
for selling cigarettes to a minor.
- No way.
1:05:59
- Five hundred dollars.
- You're bullshittin'.
1:06:01
No, I'm not.
1:06:05
Holy shit ! l didn't even
think they enforced this.
1:06:07
- Living proof.
- l thought you never
sold cigarettes to kids.
1:06:10
- l didn't. You did.
- Really ?
1:06:12
Yep. A little girl,
maybe four years old.
1:06:14
- Holy shit ! That girl ?
- Yeah, as opposed to hundreds
of other children...
1:06:17
you've sold cigarettes
while working here.
1:06:19
- Then how come you got the fine ?
- 'Cause I'm here.
1:06:21
- You're lyin'.
- No, I'm not.
1:06:23
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ?
- 'Cause I'm happy.
1:06:25
- I'm happy.
- You're happy to get a fine ?
1:06:27
- No, because Caitlin came to see me.
- Now l know you're lyin'.
1:06:30
- I'm not. She just left.
- What'd she say ?
1:06:32
She's not marrying that guy.
She went home to tell her mom.
1:06:35
- You're kiddin'.
- I'm not.
1:06:37
Well, you've had quite an evening.
1:06:39
She went home and she's getting ready
and we're going out.
1:06:41
I feel so ineffectual.
Is there anything l can do for you ?
1:06:44
Watch the store
while l go home and change ?
1:06:45
What happened to
""Title dictates behavior"" ?
1:06:47
Well, this is my way
of spitting water at life.
1:06:50
All right. You want me to bring
the VCR over so we can watch this ?
1:06:53
No, l might be leaving early
to go out with Caitlin,
1:06:55
in which case, you're gonna lock up
the store tonight.
1:06:57
All right, but you're missin' out.
Chicks with dicks.
1:06:59
[ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]