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1:06:01
No, I'm not.
1:06:05
Holy shit ! l didn't even
think they enforced this.

1:06:07
- Living proof.
- l thought you never
sold cigarettes to kids.

1:06:10
- l didn't. You did.
- Really ?

1:06:12
Yep. A little girl,
maybe four years old.

1:06:14
- Holy shit ! That girl ?
- Yeah, as opposed to hundreds
of other children...

1:06:17
you've sold cigarettes
while working here.

1:06:19
- Then how come you got the fine ?
- 'Cause I'm here.

1:06:21
- You're lyin'.
- No, I'm not.

1:06:23
- Why aren't you screaming at me now ?
- 'Cause I'm happy.

1:06:25
- I'm happy.
- You're happy to get a fine ?

1:06:27
- No, because Caitlin came to see me.
- Now l know you're lyin'.

1:06:30
- I'm not. She just left.
- What'd she say ?

1:06:32
She's not marrying that guy.
She went home to tell her mom.

1:06:35
- You're kiddin'.
- I'm not.

1:06:37
Well, you've had quite an evening.
1:06:39
She went home and she's getting ready
and we're going out.

1:06:41
I feel so ineffectual.
Is there anything l can do for you ?

1:06:44
Watch the store
while l go home and change ?

1:06:45
What happened to
""Title dictates behavior"" ?

1:06:47
Well, this is my way
of spitting water at life.

1:06:50
All right. You want me to bring
the VCR over so we can watch this ?

1:06:53
No, l might be leaving early
to go out with Caitlin,

1:06:55
in which case, you're gonna lock up
the store tonight.

1:06:57
All right, but you're missin' out.
Chicks with dicks.

1:06:59
[ ""Berserker"" On Tape Deck ]
1:07:21
[ Laughing ]
1:07:26
- [ Man Moaning ]
- [ Woman ] Uh, no. Oh.

1:07:30
Well, Randal Graves,
1:07:32
scourge of the video renter.
1:07:34
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian
Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.

1:07:38
You saw that article ? God, isn't
it awful ? My mother sent that in.

1:07:42
- l take it she likes the guy.
- You'd think she's marrying him.

1:07:45
- What are you watching ?
- Children's programming.

1:07:48
What'd your mom say when you told her
you weren't engaged anymore ?

1:07:51
She said not to come home
until after graduation.

1:07:53
Wow ! You got thrown out for Dante ?
1:07:56
What can l say ?
He does weird things to me.

1:07:58
- Ooh, can l watch ?
- You can hold me down.


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