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1:07:21
[ Laughing ]
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- [ Man Moaning ]
- [ Woman ] Uh, no. Oh.

1:07:30
Well, Randal Graves,
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scourge of the video renter.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Asian
Design Major herself, Caitlin Bree.

1:07:38
You saw that article ? God, isn't
it awful ? My mother sent that in.

1:07:42
- l take it she likes the guy.
- You'd think she's marrying him.

1:07:45
- What are you watching ?
- Children's programming.

1:07:48
What'd your mom say when you told her
you weren't engaged anymore ?

1:07:51
She said not to come home
until after graduation.

1:07:53
Wow ! You got thrown out for Dante ?
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What can l say ?
He does weird things to me.

1:07:58
- Ooh, can l watch ?
- You can hold me down.

1:08:00
- Can l join in ?
- You might be let down.

1:08:03
- I'm not a hermaphrodite.
- Hey, few are.

1:08:05
What makes you think you can maintain a
relationship with him this time around ?

1:08:09
A woman's intuition.
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Something inside of me says it's time
to give the old boy a serious try.

1:08:14
Wow ! Hey, you know,
you and l have something in common.

1:08:17
- We both eat Chinese.
- [ Scoffs ] Dick.

1:08:20
- Exactly.
- So where is he ?

1:08:22
He went home to change for the big date.
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- God, isn't he great ?
- No. This is great.

1:08:27
Oh, lord.
Can l use your bathroom ?

1:08:30
- There's no lights back there.
- Why aren't there any lights ?

1:08:32
There are, but for some reason
they stop working at 5:14 every night.

1:08:35
- You're kidding.
- Nobody can figure it out.

1:08:37
The boss doesn't want
to pay the electrician to fix it...

1:08:40
'cause the electrician
owes money to the video store.

1:08:42
- Such a sordid state of affairs.
- And I'm caught in the middle,

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torn between my loyalty for the boss and
my desire to piss with the lights on.

1:08:49
Well, I'll try to manage.
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Oh, hey, Caitlin ?
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Break his heart again this time,
and I'll kill ya.

1:08:55
Nothing personal.
1:08:57
You are very protective of him, Randal.
You always have been.


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