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1:08:00
- Can l join in ?
- You might be let down.

1:08:03
- I'm not a hermaphrodite.
- Hey, few are.

1:08:05
What makes you think you can maintain a
relationship with him this time around ?

1:08:09
A woman's intuition.
1:08:11
Something inside of me says it's time
to give the old boy a serious try.

1:08:14
Wow ! Hey, you know,
you and l have something in common.

1:08:17
- We both eat Chinese.
- [ Scoffs ] Dick.

1:08:20
- Exactly.
- So where is he ?

1:08:22
He went home to change for the big date.
1:08:24
- God, isn't he great ?
- No. This is great.

1:08:27
Oh, lord.
Can l use your bathroom ?

1:08:30
- There's no lights back there.
- Why aren't there any lights ?

1:08:32
There are, but for some reason
they stop working at 5:14 every night.

1:08:35
- You're kidding.
- Nobody can figure it out.

1:08:37
The boss doesn't want
to pay the electrician to fix it...

1:08:40
'cause the electrician
owes money to the video store.

1:08:42
- Such a sordid state of affairs.
- And I'm caught in the middle,

1:08:45
torn between my loyalty for the boss and
my desire to piss with the lights on.

1:08:49
Well, I'll try to manage.
1:08:51
Oh, hey, Caitlin ?
1:08:53
Break his heart again this time,
and I'll kill ya.

1:08:55
Nothing personal.
1:08:57
You are very protective of him, Randal.
You always have been.

1:09:00
Territoriality.
He was mine first.

1:09:02
Oh, that was so cute.
1:09:06
[ Sighs ]
1:09:11
[ Clock Ticking ]
1:09:13
[ Bed Squeaking,
People Moaning On Video ]

1:09:16
Who eats cock ?
1:09:18
Bunch of savages in this town.
1:09:20
Hey, Caitlin's in the back.
You might want to check on her.

1:09:22
- She's been back there a long time.
- There are no lights back there.

1:09:25
I told her that.
She said she didn't need any.

1:09:28
Why don't you go join her ?
Make a little bathroom bam-bam.

1:09:31
Oh, l love your sexy talk.
It's so kindergarten.

1:09:33
- ""Poo-poo,"" ""wee-wee.""
- Fuck you.

1:09:35
[ Door Opening ]
1:09:37
[ Woman Moaning On Video ]
1:09:39
[ Man On Video ]
I said stop.

1:09:41
- [ Woman ] Oh, God.
- [ Man ] it's all about pain,
you bastard !

1:09:46
[ Woman Moaning On Video ]
1:09:48
How did you get here so fast ?
1:09:50
I left like an hour ago.
1:09:52
Do you always talk this weird
after you violate a woman ?

1:09:56
Maybe the Asian design major
slipped her some opium.

1:09:58
- Could be.
- it has never been like that before.


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