1:12:00
Was he alive when Caitlin--
1:12:02
No. l place the time
of death about 3:20.
1:12:05
Then how could she-- You know.
1:12:07
[ Coroner ]
The body can maintain an erection
after expiration, sometimes for hours.
1:12:11
Did he have the adult magazine
when he came in ?
1:12:13
Uh, no. l gave it to him.
1:12:16
He asked me for it.
1:12:18
I can't say for certain until we get
him back to the lab, but my guess is...
1:12:20
he was masturbating,
his heart seized and he died.
1:12:23
That's when the girl found him.
[ Sniffing ]
1:12:25
Uh, something smells
Like shoe polish.
1:12:27
This has got to be the weirdest thing
you've ever been called in on.
1:12:29
Actually, l once had
to tag a kid that broke his neck
trying to put his mouth on his penis.
1:12:34
What about Caitlin ?
1:12:36
[ Coroner ] Shock trauma. She's gonna
need years of therapy after this.
1:12:39
My question is: How did she come
to have sex with a dead man ?
1:12:42
She thought it was me.
1:12:45
What kind of convenience store
do you run here ?
1:12:56
[ Siren Blaring ]
1:13:06
[ Humming ""Theme from Jaws"" ]
1:13:13
Salsa shark.
1:13:15
""We're gonna need a bigger boat.""
1:13:19
Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa.
1:13:23
Shark's in the salsa.
Our shark.
1:13:26
Oh, what ?
What's with you, man ?
1:13:28
You haven't said anything
for, like, 20 minutes.
What the hell's your problem ?
1:13:31
- [ Sighs ] This life.
- ""This life"" ?
1:13:33
Why do l have this life ?
1:13:35
Have some chips.
You'll feel better.
1:13:37
I'm stuck in this pit,
working for less than slave wages,
1:13:41
working on my day off.
1:13:43
The goddamn steel shutters are closed.
1:13:45
I deal with every backward-assed fuck
on the planet.
1:13:48
I smell like shoe polish.
1:13:50
My ex-girlfriend is catatonic
after fucking a dead guy,
1:13:53
and my present girlfriend
has sucked 36 dicks.
1:13:55
- Thirty-seven.
- My life's in the shitter right now,
1:13:58
and if you don't mind,
I'd like to stew a bit.