Clerks.

1:13:06

[ Humming ""Theme from Jaws"" ]

1:13:13

Salsa shark.

1:13:15

""We're gonna need a bigger boat.""

1:13:19

Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa.

1:13:23

Shark's in the salsa.
Our shark.

1:13:26

Oh, what ?
What's with you, man ?

1:13:28

You haven't said anything
for, like, 20 minutes.
What the hell's your problem ?

1:13:31

- [ Sighs ] This life.
- ""This life"" ?

1:13:33

Why do l have this life ?

1:13:35

Have some chips.
You'll feel better.

1:13:37

I'm stuck in this pit,
working for less than slave wages,

1:13:41

working on my day off.

1:13:43

The goddamn steel shutters are closed.

1:13:45

I deal with every backward-assed fuck
on the planet.

1:13:48

I smell like shoe polish.

1:13:50

My ex-girlfriend is catatonic
after fucking a dead guy,

1:13:53

and my present girlfriend
has sucked 36 dicks.

1:13:55

- Thirty-seven.
- My life's in the shitter right now,

1:13:58

and if you don't mind,
I'd like to stew a bit.

1:14:00

- [ Man ] You open ?
- Yeah.

1:14:04

[ Randal ]
Aw, that's all bullshit, man.

1:14:06

- You know what
the real problem here is ?
- l was born ?

1:14:09

- You should shit or get off the pot.
- l should shit or get off the pot.

1:14:12

- Yeah, shit or get off the pot.
- What are you talking about ?

1:14:14

I'm talking about this thing you have,
this inability to improve
your station in life.

1:14:18

- Fuck you !
- it's true, man.

1:14:20

You sit there and blame life
for dealin' you a cruddy hand,

1:14:22

never once accepting responsibility
for the way your situation is.

1:14:25

- What responsibility ?
- All right, if you hate this job
and the people...

1:14:28

and the fact that you have to come in
on your day off, why don't you quit ?

1:14:31

- Like it's that easy.
- it is. You just up and quit.

1:14:34

There's other jobs.
They pay better money.

1:14:36

You're bound to be qualified
for at least one of 'em.
So what's stoppin' you ?

1:14:39

- Leave me alone.
- Oh, you're comfortable, right ?

1:14:41

This is a life of convenience for you,
and any attempt to change it...

1:14:44

would shatter the pathetic microcosm
you've fashioned for yourself.

1:14:47

Oh ! Like your life's any better.

1:14:49

I'm satisfied with my situation for now.
You don't hear me complaining.

1:14:52

You, on the other hand,
have been bitching all day.

1:14:54

Thank you. Why don't you
go back to the video store ?

1:14:56

- it's the same thing with Veronica.
- Leave her out of this !

1:14:58

You date Veronica because it's
convenient and she's low maintenance.