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1:15:01
But meanwhile,
all you ever do is talk about Caitlin.

1:15:04
You carry a torch for a girl
you dated in high school.

1:15:06
- in high school, for God's sakes.
You're 22.
- Leave me alone !

1:15:09
If you want Caitlin, then talk
to Veronica and be with Caitlin.

1:15:12
If you want Veronica,
then be with Veronica.

1:15:14
But don't pine for one
and fuck the other.

1:15:17
Man, if you weren't
such a fucking coward--

1:15:19
If l wasn't such a fucking coward.
1:15:21
It must be great to have this ability
to simplify things the way you do.

1:15:24
- Am l right or what ?
- You're wrong !

1:15:26
Things happened today. Things that
probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.

1:15:29
Oh, what, the dead guy ?
She'll get over fuckin' a dead guy.

1:15:32
Shit, my mom's been fuckin' a dead guy
for 30 years. l call him ""Dad.""

1:15:36
Caitlin and l can't be together.
It's impossible.

1:15:38
Melodrama comin' from you seems about
as natural as an oral bowel movement.

1:15:42
What do you want me to say ?
""Yes, some of the things
you're saying are true"" ?

1:15:45
That's the way things are.
They're not gonna change.

1:15:47
- Make 'em change.
- l can't, all right ?

1:15:50
Jesus, will you leave me alone ?
1:15:51
I can't make changes in my life
Like that. lf l could, l would.

1:15:54
But l don't have the ability
to risk the comfortable situations...

1:15:57
on the big money
and the fabulous prizes !

1:15:59
- Who are you kidding ? You can so.
- Jesus H. Christ ! l can't !

1:16:02
So you're gonna be miserable 'cause
you don't have the guts to face change ?

1:16:07
My mother told me once
that when l was three years old,

1:16:10
my potty lid was closed,
1:16:12
and instead of me lifting it,
I shit my pants.

1:16:15
Lovely story.
1:16:17
The point is,
I'm not the type of person...

1:16:19
who'll disrupt things
just so l can shit comfortably.

1:16:35
- [ Door Opening ]
- Noise, noise, noise
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed

1:16:39
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Pack o' ""rass,"" my good man.

1:16:42
Time to kick back, drink some beers
and smoke some weed !

1:16:45
Done poisoning the youth
for today, huh ?

1:16:47
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
1:16:49
Now it's time to head over to Atlantic,
drink some beers,

1:16:51
get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
1:16:53
- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine.
- Pay the good man.

1:16:57
- Yeah, you close soon ?
- in half an hour.

1:16:59
Yeah, we get off
the same time every day.


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