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1:16:02
So you're gonna be miserable 'cause
you don't have the guts to face change ?

1:16:07
My mother told me once
that when l was three years old,

1:16:10
my potty lid was closed,
1:16:12
and instead of me lifting it,
I shit my pants.

1:16:15
Lovely story.
1:16:17
The point is,
I'm not the type of person...

1:16:19
who'll disrupt things
just so l can shit comfortably.

1:16:35
- [ Door Opening ]
- Noise, noise, noise
Smokin' weed, smokin' weed

1:16:39
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Pack o' ""rass,"" my good man.

1:16:42
Time to kick back, drink some beers
and smoke some weed !

1:16:45
Done poisoning the youth
for today, huh ?

1:16:47
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
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Now it's time to head over to Atlantic,
drink some beers,

1:16:51
get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
1:16:53
- [ Dante ] One seventy-nine.
- Pay the good man.

1:16:57
- Yeah, you close soon ?
- in half an hour.

1:16:59
Yeah, we get off
the same time every day.

1:17:01
- We should hang out. You get high ?
- l should start.

1:17:04
Wanna come to this party tonight ?
There's gonna be some pussy there.

1:17:06
With you ? l don't think so.
1:17:08
Oh, look at you.
""l don't hang out with drug dealers.""

1:17:11
- Nothing personal.
- What happened with that old guy ?

1:17:14
- He died in the bathroom.
- l heard he was jerkin' off
or something.

1:17:17
I don't know.
I wasn't watching.

1:17:19
He probably saw that Caitlin chick.
I know l felt like beatin' it
when l saw her.

1:17:22
Oh, come here, bitch.
You like this ? Huh ?

1:17:24
- This what you want ?
- Knock it off. That used to be
my girlfriend, all right ?

1:17:27
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
1:17:29
Yeah, well, l thought
we might be starting again.

1:17:31
- Don't you already have a girlfriend ?
- [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.

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- And what, you're gonna dump her
for that Caitlin chick ?
- Maybe.

1:17:38
I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's
nice, but l see that Veronica girl...

1:17:41
doin' shit for you all the time.
1:17:43
I saw her rubbin' your back,
fuckin' comes and brings your food.

1:17:46
-Didn't l see her change your tire once?
-Hey, l jacked up the car.

1:17:49
All she did was unloosen the nuts
and put the tire on.

1:17:51
- Well, l know she does a lot for you.
- She's my girlfriend.

1:17:55
I had some girlfriends too, but all
they wanted from me was weed and shit.

1:17:59
Shit, my grandmother used to say,
""What's better ?


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