1:17:01
- We should hang out. You get high ?
- l should start.
1:17:04
Wanna come to this party tonight ?
There's gonna be some pussy there.
1:17:06
With you ? l don't think so.
1:17:08
Oh, look at you.
""l don't hang out with drug dealers.""
1:17:11
- Nothing personal.
- What happened with that old guy ?
1:17:14
- He died in the bathroom.
- l heard he was jerkin' off
or something.
1:17:17
I don't know.
I wasn't watching.
1:17:19
He probably saw that Caitlin chick.
I know l felt like beatin' it
when l saw her.
1:17:22
Oh, come here, bitch.
You like this ? Huh ?
1:17:24
- This what you want ?
- Knock it off. That used to be
my girlfriend, all right ?
1:17:27
Oh, you used to go out with her ?
1:17:29
Yeah, well, l thought
we might be starting again.
1:17:31
- Don't you already have a girlfriend ?
- [ Dante ] Yeah, Veronica.
1:17:35
- And what, you're gonna dump her
for that Caitlin chick ?
- Maybe.
1:17:38
I don't know, dude. That Caitlin chick's
nice, but l see that Veronica girl...
1:17:41
doin' shit for you all the time.
1:17:43
I saw her rubbin' your back,
fuckin' comes and brings your food.
1:17:46
-Didn't l see her change your tire once?
-Hey, l jacked up the car.
1:17:49
All she did was unloosen the nuts
and put the tire on.
1:17:51
- Well, l know she does a lot for you.
- She's my girlfriend.
1:17:55
I had some girlfriends too, but all
they wanted from me was weed and shit.
1:17:59
Shit, my grandmother used to say,
""What's better ?
1:18:01
Fuckin' a good plate
with nothin' on it ?""
1:18:04
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's
a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
1:18:06
Meaning ?
1:18:08
I don't know. She was senile. She used
to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
1:18:12
and shit herself.
1:18:14
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get
the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
1:18:17
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
1:18:19
You cock smoker.
1:18:21
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:18:24
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:18:26
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:18:28
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:18:31
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:34
He's right.
1:18:36
I love her.
1:18:39
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.
1:18:42
And he told you all of this ?
1:18:44
Pretty much. All except
the latent homosexuality part.
That's just my theory.
1:18:49
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
1:18:51
Don't hold it against him. He just
never got Caitlin out of his system.
1:18:55
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
1:18:58
I-Look. l don't know
thing one about chicks.