1:18:01
Fuckin' a good plate
with nothin' on it ?""
1:18:04
No, wait. l fucked up. ""What's
a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
1:18:06
Meaning ?
1:18:08
I don't know. She was senile. She used
to fuckin' piss herself all the time...
1:18:12
and shit herself.
1:18:14
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get
the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
1:18:17
with this fuckin' faggot Dante.
1:18:19
You cock smoker.
1:18:21
You know, there's a million
fine-lookin' women in the world, dude,
1:18:24
but they don't all bring ya
Lasagna at work.
1:18:26
Most of 'em just cheat on ya.
1:18:28
[ Jay ]
Come on, limp dick !
1:18:31
[ Silent Bob ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18:34
He's right.
1:18:36
I love her.
1:18:39
So that's it. He doesn't love you
anymore. He loves Caitlin.
1:18:42
And he told you all of this ?
1:18:44
Pretty much. All except
the latent homosexuality part.
That's just my theory.
1:18:49
Uh-- l don't know what to say.
1:18:51
Don't hold it against him. He just
never got Caitlin out of his system.
1:18:55
It's not your fault. it's Dante.
1:18:58
I-Look. l don't know
thing one about chicks.
1:19:01
So if you gotta cry or something,
I can get outta here.
1:19:04
- I'm not sad.
- You're not ?
1:19:06
Ow ! What'd you do that for ?
1:19:08
If you didn't wanna go out with me
anymore, why didn't you say so ?
1:19:11
Instead you pussyfoot around
and see that slut behind my back !
1:19:13
- What are you talking about ?
- You've been talking to her
on the phone for weeks !
1:19:16
- it was only a few times.
- Then you pull that shit this morning,
1:19:19
freaking out because
I've gone down a couple of guys.
1:19:21
- Oh, a couple ?
- I'm not the one trying
to patch things up with my ex,
1:19:23
sneaking around behind your back !
1:19:25
If you think 37 dicks are a lot,
just wait and see, mister.
1:19:28
I'm going to put the hookers
in Times Square to shame
with all the guys l go down on now !
1:19:31
- Will you let me explain ?
- Explain what ?
1:19:33
How you've been waiting
until the time was right, and then
you were going to dump me for her ?
1:19:36
- it isn't like that !
- Damn right it isn't like that !
1:19:38
Because l won't let it be like that.
You want your slut ?
Fine, the slut is yours.
1:19:42
- l don't want Caitlin.
- You don't know what you want !
1:19:44
But I'm not going to sit here
holding your hand anymore
until you figure it out !
1:19:47
I've tried with you, Dante.
1:19:49
I've encouraged you to get out of this
fucking dump and go back to school,
1:19:52
to take charge of your life
and find direction.
1:19:54
I even transferred
so maybe you'd be more inclined...
1:19:56
to go back to college
if l was with you.
1:19:58
Everyone said it was a stupid move,
but l didn't care...