:28:00
Would you like
to suck my cock, berserker
:28:05
That's beautiful, man.
:28:12
Hold on to the counter
and I'll pull.
:28:15
Usually l just turn the can upside down.
:28:18
Maybe we oughta soap your hand up.
:28:20
They oughta put a warning on these
things, like they do with cigarettes.
:28:24
- l think it's coming !
- [ Falls On Floor ]
:28:29
Thanks. l thought l was going
to have to go to the hospital.
:28:32
I'll throw this out
as a precautionary measure.
:28:35
[ Chuckling ]
Stings a little.
:28:37
A little word of advice: Sometimes you
got to let those hard-to-reach chips go.
:28:41
- [ Door Opens ]
- Thanks.
:28:45
You know, that article's accurate.
Caitlin really is getting married.
:28:48
-You know what l just watched ?
-Me pulling a can off some moron's fist?
:28:52
- Return Of The Jedi.
- Didn't you hear me ?
Caitlin is really getting married.
:28:56
What did you like better:
Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back ?
:29:00
- Empire.
- Blasphemy.
:29:02
Empire had the better ending.
:29:05
I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father.
:29:09
Han gets frozen, taken away by
Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note.
:29:12
I mean, that's what life is:
a series of down endings.
:29:16
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
:29:19
There was something else
going on in Jedi.
I never noticed it 'til today.
:29:22
- They build another Death Star, right ?
- Yeah.
:29:24
The first one
was completed and fully operational
before the rebels destroyed it.
:29:27
Luke blew it up.
Give credit where credit's due.
:29:30
- The second one was still
being built when they blew it up.
- Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
:29:34
Something just never sat right with me
that second time around.
:29:36
I could never put my finger on it,
but something just wasn't right.
:29:39
- And you figured it out.
- The first Death Star
was manned by the lmperial Army.
:29:43
The only people on board were Storm
Troopers, dignitaries, lmperialists.
:29:47
- Basically.
- So when they blew it up, no problem.
Evil's punished.
:29:51
- And the second time around ?
- it wasn't even done being built yet.
:29:54
- it was still under construction.
- So ?
:29:57
A construction job
of that magnitude would require...
:29:59
a lot more manpower
than the lmperial Army had to offer.